I'm fat and hairy, sweat easily and like sweet food and drink. I also like shiny bike parts.
Aug 18, 2019 at 11:529 hours
To all those fine Pinkbike users who I have neglected in the last 5 months due to working away, plain old hating internet sales and chasing baked goods across the countryside please forgive me. I promise I will return freshened up and willing to answer your questions once again but for now I feel like murdering fritters and feeding my other addictions. Happy trails.
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Feb 21, 2019 at 11:09Feb 21, 2019
Feb 10, 2019 at 12:39Feb 10, 2019
These work oh so well and could be just up your alley. I'm more inclined to use my shoes these wintery days al la Fred Flintstone. What? Wait? Fred didn't wear shoes? He used his big fat heels? Well that seriously makes me look like an ignorant putz doesn't it? Screw you keen eye guy/girl. Awesome working order. Front line is 32" and has very good pads. Rear is 63" and will have brand new pads installed and freshly bled for their new charge. Why am I really selling them you may ask if they are so awesome? Much like a chubby person eats unhealthy snacks despite being forewarned about the risks, a killer whale chases down it's prey without recognizing they're acting like a goddamn bully. A Bill can't change their spots and I will always lust a shinier, newer item regardless of how bad it is for my finances or relationship. Buy the brakes and stop judging me.
Feb 10, 2019 at 12:26Feb 10, 2019
Very clean, very simple and yet so very functional. Need a set or two? I have a few pairs to spare! Front lines are 32.5" long, pads are excellent. Rear lines are 55.5" long and the pads are also excellent in all of them.
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Feb 10, 2019 at 12:23Feb 10, 2019
Feb 10, 2019 at 11:56Feb 10, 2019
So dumb, so stubborn, so delusional I am. You can choose your own adventure as to why I am but trust me, you won't be incorrect. Elite 5x100x25.4 is yours for $40. Elite X4 10x90x31.8 is all yours for $40. Elite 5x100x25.4 can be yours for. . . . . . you guessed it. . . . . $40. Elite X4 0x50x31.8???? $50 my frienemy. UPDATE! SHE"S SOLD! SORRY FOLKS. Elite X4 in what???? 1.5? That's messed up!!!!! I need a Taylor Swift kick in the usless pocket section of my trousers for having this!! It's 0x45x31.8 though. Too expensive for your tastes? Why are you so damned cheap? Need a Thompson Stem and your piggybank isn't fat enough to afford what I've listed? Then buy the Elite X2 I have with a cracked faceplate and risk cracking your lower jaw or use it as the worst salt shaker ever.
Feb 10, 2019 at 11:46Feb 10, 2019
There is a Deus XC which is 90x5 and in nice shape, 31.8 bars, 1 1/8" steerer and this is a run on sentence I think? $20 and it's yours. The other is a whatever Raceface branded chunk of aluminum which is about 80x7 and yeah, boring. It also is 31.8, 1 1/8" and clean. That counts for something. $12 or two Buzzbombs and you may have it.
Feb 10, 2019 at 11:41Feb 10, 2019
All these stems are bound to make some giddy while others will be tempted to punch me straight in the fallopian tubes and you know what? I'll ave deserved it tenfold. I mean who the heck keeps so many dumb stems from this era? Maybe guys named Dylan, Steve, Mike or Don but not Bill. Nope, it's time to toe punt this junk back to the iron age of mountainbiking where it belongs. Or you could save my toenails and toeknuckles from the abuse and add them to your tote of neatness? Deus XC 90x7 for 15 System in blue 110x5? for 25 System in black 110x10? for 25 Prodigy 100x7? for 10 Deus XC 70x7 for 15 Another Deus XC 90x7 for 15 And finally a Diabolus 50x10? for 15 I realize I am casting for a silly sally fish but a dude has to try so if you don't like my prices just say so and make an offer you can see yourself liking better. Thanks!
Feb 10, 2019 at 11:29Feb 10, 2019
I know looks can be decieving and it looks like some bolts are there and others are not but I can assure you that there will be a full compliment of bolts included in the sale of this little chunk of aluminum. Nothing is stripped or cracked but it has been used. Keen eyes will notice there is a mark but fear not fellow cyclists, it's all good all day. Oh wait, upon reflection all them bolts are there. 50mm of reach. 1 1/8" steertube clampification with 31.8 bar squeezerage. Best shade in the rainbow too. . . . . . blackiset black.
Feb 10, 2019 at 11:23Feb 10, 2019
I wish I had half a clue how this made it in my collection as I haaaaaaaaate being stretched out. I like my riding style the way it was 19 years ago thank you very muchly. Short top tubes, massive riser bars and stubby stems are the way I roll bro. Do us both a favour and take this away whilst it still has a decent amount of value and the trends favour being elongated. Lord knows some lawyer is bound to get involved soon enough and blame toptube length on erectile dysfunction in cycling. 90mm in length. 1 1/8" of steerertube clampingness. 31.8 in bar clampisfaction.