Cool Trail Names

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Posted: Jun 4, 2009 at 11:29 Quote
carnell wrote:
michael-scott wrote:
poonany

clitty clitty bang bang

moist lips

the shocker

chilly dog

cleaveland steamer

bangbus

omgwtfbbq

YEEAAAHHH HOT!!!

boston pancake

pee in her bum

roofies

nurr nurr

shitland

shitsnairs

the winds of shit

shithawks

shitspark

have another drink ray

baaaaaaammmm

BBC

18 inches of pain

a-line

swing kids

monopoly

crappy trail

dual ply quilted toilet paper

stop.

uncalled for, beats every othe lame name in this thread of fail.

O+
Posted: Jun 4, 2009 at 16:24 Quote
Are you kidding half are your names are just stolen catch phrases from trailer park boys. Trail names should have something to do with the trail, or the building of the trail.

Posted: Jun 4, 2009 at 16:29 Quote
How is this forum still open? Its gone to trash within 2 pages....

Posted: Oct 23, 2011 at 21:22 Quote
If I ever officially name my trail I will call it cling-on/klingon or something like that because
there's a bunch of fox tails that cling on to your socks and shoes when you push your bike up it.

Posted: Feb 23, 2012 at 11:08 Quote
Your Mom is my favorite.

Posted: Feb 23, 2012 at 11:15 Quote
what about sofa king fun?

Posted: Feb 23, 2012 at 14:14 Quote
SHR... i will let you decipher what it stands fro... Much like when ns was new the possibilities are endless

Posted: Feb 24, 2012 at 3:51 Quote
carnell wrote:
Are you kidding half are your names are just stolen catch phrases from trailer park boys. Trail names should have something to do with the trail, or the building of the trail.

My thoughts exactly , the trails me and my mates build/ride are named after cerain features , some thing you may of dug up/found there , people that crash on it.

Posted: Mar 8, 2016 at 10:01 Quote
brown pants (a scary track)
DSY (dont shit yourself
Mr Flowy

Posted: Mar 9, 2016 at 10:48 Quote
Just named my new one Loam sweet loam and yeah its a loamy trail and the bet one going to be called homage to the loamage.

Posted: Mar 9, 2016 at 10:53 Quote
With you big bird on trail naming one if my older trails is called Jamie dodger after my trail buddy pick up a tampon while clearing a new line.

Posted: Mar 9, 2016 at 11:13 Quote
Used to have a trail named " the track that nick pissed on ", due to him pissing on a jump when building due to dry ground !


 


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