Rock Shox Revelation

What to say here? Hmmmmmmm? Very nice xc/am fork if you like 9mm drop outs? While that's true it's not very showy so let's tell a story instead. There once was a man with issues. . . . .let's call him Bill for lack of a better name. He couldn't seem to not lust after nearly every bike part that he came by and that was a problem because he spent far too much time in the bike shops he traveled to. So one day he thought I need a new fork for my XC bike that I never ever ride so he see's a take off from a Stumpy Comp. It's light, it's got enough dials and whirlamagigs so he busts out his debit card like a boss and says RADDDD!!!!! New fork for me. He goes home with it and says"my bike is black and pink and this fork has orange highlights!" Stupid Specialized, how dare they not have a pink highlighted fork for my Spider. They blow. So it has some time on the trail but extremely limited. My vanity is your gain so offer up friends.