2013 KTM500EXC, ladyboy ridden

Well don't I feel like a turd sandwich? After accumulating a whopping 58.3 hours on this lovely bike over the last 5 years, changing its oil regularly(or irregularly if you look at its frequency), putting fresh tires on her and giving it a new battery I have decided I probably won't give it much more fun in the foreseeable future. Why you ask? I'm a sissy for the most part but in actuality I am moving back to a wonderful island with trails out my back door. The good news? I have plenty of two wheeled goodness and will get out as often as I can on both my 300 as well as my leg powered loves. The bad news? I don't have a proper shop to store all my stuff in the new abode so this sweetheart will need to move on to a more deserving hero biscuit. Things of note to be mentioned, the front wheel has a small dent from my stupidity and the skid plate has seen itself attempting to damage a rock or two.