2015 Trek Lush sweetheart of a bike!

I don't want to start a debate or a fight but when I look at this little rig I think I understand Ms. Jenner. I mean it's super cute and if I were much smaller, lighter, hairfree, smelled better, a few more manners and not balding I could almost see myself cruising the trails of wherever no one recognized me. Alas, I am none of the things asked of this Lush and I am afraid I would break the poor things back. Not that I'm rough on equipment it's just that I am so freaking chubby. I feel like cross between Chris Farley and Mankind but way less talented. So anyways. . . . . . this sweetheart is the sweetest of sweetpeas and should be straddled by someone much nicer than I. If you know someone that fits that description please let them know that it is up for adoption and for a small fee along with their references checking out they could be on their merry way.
15.5" Trek Lush frame, 120mm travel.
Rockshox XC30, 120mm travel with lockout.
A whole boatload of Bontrager bits.
RaceFace Ride cranks.
Minor cosmetic paint ooopsies, no dents or dings.
The pedals look nice enough but I assure you they belong in a scrap bin. Sorry for this, I will include some very nice spinning black ones.
Freshly tuned up and ready to be under a Baby Jesus tree for someone special.