Truvativ Noir bars, why do I still own these?

I own them because I'm a sucker for things that kinda feel like fishing rods I suppose? They're great for my poor fingers and wrists but in this case I should know better than to run XC based stuff. I'm fatter than most perky princesses these days so burlier is better for me. My loss. . . .your gain.
31.8 diameter.
675mm wide.
5 degree upsweep and 9 degree backsweep.
15mm of rise for you flexible types.