Cane Creek Double Barrel(s) Bang Bang!!

There will never ever EVVVVVVERRRRR be a better colour combo than this. Black and gold shall forever be my favourite and if you disagree you can go punt a boulder with your Japanese safety sandals you poodle walking sonofabiscuiteater. Don't make me resurrect Burt Reynolds and flash up his Trans Am because I would. The problem with that plan is that Lonnie Anderson or Sally Field would keep us too distracted to accomplish much. I retract my offer of intended violence, I'm too lazy and too easily led astray to follow through with any form of hostility.