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You know your addicted to building when.........
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flag aaronlampman
Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 16:11 Quote
you ditch school to go build.

anyone else got some
flag EuroBiker
O+ FL
Posted: Oct 28, 2008 at 16:20 Quote
...you sleep with your tools
...you draw bike trails in class whenever you can
... the only thing you talk about is dirt
...your parents yell at you for never bringing home your tools
...your always covered in dirt
flag SODAK
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 5:00 Quote
When building the newest addition to your trail,... and it becomes more important than the simple pleasures your girlfriend provides.... You get home when she is sleeping to avoid drama....
flag Zaphiro
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 5:32 Quote
when the luve on your condoms dries out cause you didn't wash after stacking that epic cheese wedge.
When the mayo in your sandwiches tastes earthy.
When you make sweet love to your shovel

When you get a phone call from the hand moisturising company offering you cash for a picture of your calluses...
flag large-ugly-greeny
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 8:37 Quote
when you are seen like me yesterday cyling alon effectivly cuddling a broom on the way back form the trails
when you would rather go digging than riding
when you will go out on christmas afternoon digging
flag artwithatart
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 10:47 Quote
you rip your trousers with your leg muscles
you wish you were playing with your bikes nipples, not your girls
you get offended when people call cycling a hobby, not a sport
you spend more money on your bike than on your car
you hate christmas because of cold and rain
you can stick thumbtacs into your hands and don't feel it
you spend hours just looking at your bike
your excuse for undone homework is siriosly "sorry, but i had to go riding instead"
your not gay yet regularly baby-oil your arse to keep the skin soft and supple for your next hour long ride
you look at all the fattest chicks and wonder if you could bunny hop over them when there lying down
you start too like the feel of lycra
you wear girls panties cycling as you don't want your boys getting in the way
you make mini jumps in the sand for your toy bmx bike at the beach
you know everyone in the local a&e by first name terms
you put sam hil on the same level as batman and superman
you wonder why they don,t show mtb films in the cinema
you know the different tastes of all the different dot fluids you've ever used
you know how to pronounce manitou
you like the smell of chain lube in the morning
you kiss your bike goodnight
flag mistercrabb
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 10:50 Quote
..edit, sorry - cant read Redface
flag ulan
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 11:09 Quote
when you pray for rain so your jumps,berms pack
flag sofa-king-fast
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 11:18 Quote
you can't understand why other people don't like digging holes in the ground ! jeez Eek Rolleyes
flag devinciduck
Posted: Oct 29, 2008 at 16:56 Quote
When you clear 3 feet of snow off rock hard ground before you start to dig...
flag the303kid
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 at 16:56 Quote
When you pitch a tent at your trails and camp out there for the weekend
flag coldfusion
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 at 18:23 Quote
aaronlampman wrote:
you ditch school to go build.
haha I was thinking the same thing when I read the tittle of the thread lol
flag crkt
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 at 19:33 Quote
when you dont leave your trails until its too dark to see and then regret not getting there sooner
flag thecheshire
Posted: Oct 30, 2008 at 22:02 Quote
SODAK wrote:
When building the newest addition to your trail,... and it becomes more important than the simple pleasures your girlfriend provides.... You get home when she is sleeping to avoid drama....

TRUTH!


... you bring your bike but dig all day.
... wander the hills like a mountain man imagining what could be.
... your girl has to clean the dirt out of the shower drain. DRAMA.
... your family wonders why you want a fierglass shovel for christmas.
flag cheapbike
Posted: Oct 31, 2008 at 13:09 Quote
.... you stay up till 2:30 am building.

(did that once... indoors though- building wooden structures to be moved outside later.... was so pumped on Monster that I couldn't get tired at all.
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