when u call in sick and miss a days pay at work (of which u wud spend the money on your bike) just to go ride, or when its raining you sit on your bike in your living room watching TV pretending to do no-handers like a pro. or when u sit and make a list of all the different parts u wud like to have on your bike then change the list the next day..... just to name a few
Ykyatbw you can never have hard tyres because you pump up your tyres with a stand up pump and you take a break every 30seconds to do barspins and tuck-no handers with the retractible part of pump (bit that you press and pull.)
YKYATB when theres already a thread called this, and its goddamn awesome and exclusive that someone feels the need to make another which will invariably get locked after going WAAAAY off topic within 50 pages. i say give up now.