riding home fomr a small jump session rodew into a parking lot going a kinda fast turned out there was ice on the road and i turned ate shit in front of this coffe shop, and riding down ther highway chain fell off ate shit road rash on my arm and side had to ride home
i went up over the bars, and some fat lady started laughing at me, it hurt but i had to get up
I would of told the old, fat person to F*uck off
she had a terrier jokes, but seriously i was embarassed so i just rode off like nothing ever happened aha i have anothere one today my friend was skidding on some ice, then this old lady was walkin past and he fell, she went ooo that was funny
At my trails, railed a berm then there was a jump right after, and I suddenly lost all focus and just zoned out... when I came back to reality, I was in the air with about 3 metres too short so I hucked my body upwards and tucked the rear end of my frame up... landed perfectly on the top of the lip but when I landed, my ass got stuck in between the seat and the rear wheel In front of my girlfriend and her friends and all my locals....
Did I also say I was stuck for about 3 minutes trying to inch it out until a buddy came with an allen key? Btw, my manhood was right in the middle of the seat and wheel so it was safe
not really me, but my buddy and me went riding one day. All day he was sketchy, and just couldn't do anything really well. End of the day I hop on his bike, and notice his crank is one spline off.
At my trails, railed a berm then there was a jump right after, and I suddenly lost all focus and just zoned out... when I came back to reality, I was in the air with about 3 metres too short so I hucked my body upwards and tucked the rear end of my frame up... landed perfectly on the top of the lip but when I landed, my ass got stuck in between the seat and the rear wheel In front of my girlfriend and her friends and all my locals....
Did I also say I was stuck for about 3 minutes trying to inch it out until a buddy came with an allen key? Btw, my manhood was right in the middle of the seat and wheel so it was safe
was bombing down this big hill to me m8s house, he turned on to the pavement so i braked to turn in and my bike just slipped and then my pedal hit the floor and kept me up and it gave out a lot of sparks according to my other m8 behind me lol but i still made it onto the curb. just got a shake fot he ehad by a lot of drivers:L
ok well one time i went to the beach and was swimming and then i got home and went biking and then there was some water stuck in my ears so i started shaking it out and i fell over right in front of some girls........i went home:P
i was messing around in my local riding spot and ther is sorta pumps (well random mounds all over the place) i went a little fast over one and before i knew it i had lost controla nd wen head first in a tree i was bleeding all over , very funny ,very sore
ok well one time i went to the beach and was swimming and then i got home and went biking and then there was some water stuck in my ears so i started shaking it out and i fell over right in front of some girls........i went home:P
One time me and a friend were riding this park downtown and then we decided to go to subway to get some food and on the way back there was a HUGE crowd of people because it was by the C-train station and i thought the train was stopped and i started to go and so did it and i was 3 inches from being owned by a train.
Practicing fakies, I ride up to a metal fence and go into It a little too hard and my wheel got jammed into the fence so i'm stood there with my wheel stuck in the fence. I saw these people comming so I tired to get it out. I yanked it too hard and this little bit of fence punctured my tyre and you could hear air comming out really fast. So i'm just stood there and these people just started laugh i was just like noooo!
i was riding at diablo freeride park and i went over a bump and slipped off my pedals and i was dragged by my own bike. i felt so stupid and it wasn't fun