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flag Domm
Posted: Feb 7, 2010 at 7:18 Quote
dbxrace wrote:
the giraffe was invented when chuck norris uppercutted a horse.
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flag fantaman
Posted: Mar 1, 2010 at 5:03 Quote
- Chuck Norris sleeps with the lights on, because the dark is to scared to meet him
- Chuck Norris sells his piss,we know it at Red Bull.
- Chuck Norris died yesterday but death is too afraid to collect him
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
- Chuck Norris knows victorias secret
- Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin,its decendants today are known as giraffes
- In ancient egypt, the Phearoh was so scared of Chuck Norris, he crapped a brick... Not to be undone, Chuck Norris crapped the pyramid of Gyza...
- They whanna put Chuck Norris he's face on mount Rushmore but the grannit wasn't strong enougth to support he's beard
- Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a who has more testicals contest,Chuck Norris won by five.
- Rather than being birthed like a normal child,Chuck Norris decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb
- Chuck Norris once shot a down a German fighter plane with his finger by yelling ''BANG!''
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books,his stares them down until he gets the information he wants
- Chuck Norris lost hís virginity before his dad did
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain
- When Chuck Norris denied a bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35,he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendys
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
- Chuck Norris gave the Mono Lisa that smile
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
flag Titusdh
Posted: Apr 9, 2010 at 5:23 Quote
Chuck Norris was born in a house made by him.
flag redneckbmx
Posted: Apr 11, 2010 at 13:10 Quote
chuck norris can slam revolving doors.
flag dbxrace
Posted: Apr 12, 2010 at 11:42 Quote
chuck norris is the only man ever to win a game of tennis against a wall
flag cantthink
Posted: Apr 12, 2010 at 12:33 Quote
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
flag fantaman
Posted: Apr 13, 2010 at 11:59 Quote
Chuck Norris made jezus lost his virginity
flag sherbet
Posted: Apr 14, 2010 at 13:14 Quote
fantaman wrote:
Chuck Norris made jezus lost his virginity

Definitely the worst so far.
flag brian02rider
Posted: Apr 14, 2010 at 20:54 Quote
sherbet wrote:
fantaman wrote:
Chuck Norris made jezus lost his virginity

Definitely the worst so far.

play nice kids.
flag BeRdy4Me
Posted: Mar 20, 2012 at 15:59 Quote
I just want to add this final Chuck fact

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15388/2069707-the_final_chuck_norris_fact_bruce_lee_chuck_norris_demotivational_poster_1259789703.jpg
flag BeRdy4Me
Posted: Mar 20, 2012 at 16:01 Quote
Chuck norris was killed by Bruce Lee in "The way off the dragon".
flag fantaman
Posted: Mar 20, 2012 at 16:01 Quote
Not a chuck norris joke but what ever
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