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flag SAVAGE-RIDER
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 9:53 Quote
Yo mama's so fat when she got on the train it turned into a subway!:P
flag mark1624
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 13:14 Quote
what time is the 8 oclock train
flag ritzo
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 13:43 Quote
my favorite Simpsons quote

'Can i have the number for 911'
flag bonzibryan
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 13:55 Quote
" The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her."

Man, you are one pathetic loser. No offense

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.

Tic-Tac, sir?

WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!

I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this

Dumb and dumber greatest movie ever
flag thud
Posted: Sep 30, 2007 at 14:05 Quote
were the hell did the fish smell come from or r u hiding another hooker in a closet?

shut the hell up before you get pregnant! ( hah thank you elias)

"man this trail looks really rough".... "so go faster"

bad form.

rm
remeber children discipline and abuse
flag unhip-crayon
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 at 9:39 Quote
100,000 sperm and you were the fastest?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

Save a tree. Eat a beaver.

Stop rape, say yes -- thats mine

Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
flag candymuffin
Posted: Oct 1, 2007 at 10:21 Quote
looks like you are playing stupid again... and winning!
bombing for peace is like f*cking for virginity
i love lamp
victory!
flag beef5030
O+
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 18:21 Quote
"hustin, there is a santa clause"
flag kaptainkman
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 18:39 Quote
bonzibryan wrote:
besoshort wrote:
metalgod wrote:
"The snake went into a snake hole"
haha i thought jordie lun was retarded when i first saw that lol
Lol I remember that lol that was hilarious

"eat your porridge, jordie"
haha, i also seriously though he was retarded
flag wired1
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 19:06 Quote
"What a hoser!"


If you're on pinkbike and you've never seen Strange Brew, then you need to go kill yourself. Promptly.
flag gibson19
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 19:30 Quote
-wired- wrote:
If you're on pinkbike and you've never seen Strange Brew, then you need to go kill yourself. Promptly.

Agreed

"Take off eh"

"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? "
flag funnrider
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 19:45 Quote
your momma stinks like somked oysters
flag bikerg
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 20:03 Quote
"i'd like to widen her stance"
flag zenmaster
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 20:43 Quote
gibson19 wrote:
-wired- wrote:
If you're on pinkbike and you've never seen Strange Brew, then you need to go kill yourself. Promptly.

Agreed

"Take off eh"

"This movie was shot in 3B - three beers - and it looks good, eh? "

sorry, don't really feel like killing myself so I thought I would just ask what ur talkin 'bout
flag dirtjump-derek
Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 20:54 Quote
3kman wrote:
bonzibryan wrote:
besoshort wrote:

haha i thought jordie lun was retarded when i first saw that lol
Lol I remember that lol that was hilarious

"eat your porridge, jordie"
haha, i also seriously though he was retarded

Haha, Both cams and jordies were hilariouslol

 


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