on the 339th day of the current year i am anticipating the accession to my two wheeled mechanism. this accession consists of a semi rigid compound and a emaciate metallic thread and can tolerate a high volume of our atmosphere equivalent to 100 pounds of force per square inch
lol kewl approximately two consecutive fornights from now there shall be a day of great celebration, during which i shall dismantle few packages, that have been bestowed upon me, of unknown origins and nature. Said parcels will hopefully be legitimate and delight me, to the joy of the mailman, fat jolly fellow, family and others who chose to share the gayful & ecstatic nature of this unique time.