List manly things to do

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flag ZakAttack
Posted: Oct 27, 2010 at 18:19 Quote
List your favorite manly things to do and/or wish to do.

Mine are eating meat and watching monster trucks
flag JeffreyBrooks
Posted: Oct 27, 2010 at 18:33 Quote
My list of manly things to do consists of eating steak and watching Jersey Shore.
*Err uuuhhh, I mean monster trucks. (Shifts eyes shiftilly)
flag redneckbmx
Posted: Oct 27, 2010 at 19:56 Quote
playing hockey, drinking beer, eating meat, fishing, hunting, the list goes on
flag mike-juliet
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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 at 20:17 Quote
sneaking up behind grizzly bears and swiftly kicking them in the testicles then beating them to death with a fence post.
flag munky
Posted: Oct 28, 2010 at 21:21 Quote
Spatial reasoning.

Beard growing.

Being in close proximity to explosions, but not looking. never look. just walk away.

Tools. I don't know, just tools. Tools for everything.

Fertalizing eggs ,or not fertalizing eggs. Either way the 3 above me now feel stupid for missing this.

Being shirtless. Mowing the lawn? shirtless. Frying bacon? shirtless. Rollerblading? No. no I'm not.

Cleaning firearms, preferably with beer, and prefurably while bleeding.

Carrying out well informed conversations relating to politics and current events. While on fire.
flag mike-juliet
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Posted: Oct 28, 2010 at 22:04 Quote
boom! a wild munky appears.
flag punkaholic50
Posted: Oct 29, 2010 at 11:00 Quote
sharpening a pencil with a knife
flag jonbikes
Posted: Oct 29, 2010 at 17:40 Quote
Climbing stuff, jumping off stuff, winning...at anything. Eating steak, drinking beer,doing bigger jumps on the DH bike than most weekend warrior moto riders, driving a RWD V8 car.

could quite possibly publish a novel on this subject.
flag gibson19
Posted: Oct 29, 2010 at 17:57 Quote
Eating Glass
Taking steps two at a time
Knowing how to make a weapon of household materials
Having the balls to use said weapon
Not causing drama
Holding doors open for women
Practice the official rules of shotgun daily
Survive a night in the wilderness
and go to out to a bar the next night without a shower.
flag crazygeorge
Posted: Oct 30, 2010 at 9:02 Quote
gibson19 wrote:
Eating Glass
Taking steps two at a time
Knowing how to make a weapon of household materials
Having the balls to use said weapon
Not causing drama
Holding doors open for women
Practice the official rules of shotgun daily
Survive a night in the wilderness
and go to out to a bar the next night without a shower.
Real men to them 3 at a time.

Only if it involves then slamming it in another blokes face.

Not telling girls the rules of shotgun is better.

Standard practise Wink
flag gibson19
Posted: Oct 30, 2010 at 9:20 Quote
Regarding stairs, I was taking into account other traffic, in which case it is impractical to take three at a time as you cannot maintain your speed upon reaching aforementioned traffic.

I stand by holding doors open for women

Girls only get shotgun if there is no competition for it. Besides I can only fit one girl in the front seat. But I can fit three in the back. Odds are better with a full back seat than a full front seat
flag crazygeorge
Posted: Oct 31, 2010 at 7:41 Quote
Odds of what increase when they're on the back seat?
flag gibson19
Posted: Oct 31, 2010 at 8:06 Quote
crazygeorge wrote:
Odds of what increase when they're on the back seat?

Getting some Wink
flag crazygeorge
Posted: Oct 31, 2010 at 8:12 Quote
Are you talking just numbers wise? Surely you'd be better off with one good friend up front than three together in the back?

Talking about girls when they're not around should go on the list too....
flag gibson19
Posted: Oct 31, 2010 at 8:14 Quote
It is a numbers game. I'm assuming that none of them have feelings for me.
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