Old schoolers -Again.

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Old schoolers -Again.
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flag sherbet
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 9:54 Quote
Pinkbike

grab 30,000 random people from all over the world,
throw them all in one place,
get a few moderators, one with a hairy girlfriend, one ugly guy from cali, one "muttonchoped" framebuilder, one with really hairy legs, one kid from idahowned, one subaru loving bouncer type, an oldfart, an annoying grommit, etc.
put them all under control of a gun totting right wing nutjob,
grab a few random stupid comments by munky!
get some animal rights crap from luke24
some photoshopping skills by norcorider_47,
some gangsterness from wink,
an economics lesson from dick_campbell,
a drunk post from devinci_canadian,
some undetected sarcasm from CDA_rider,
some sandwitches from snerl,
a little this or that from stewy,
a landmark thread by DM_rider,
get some random pictures from poland that no one can read
some anti-skunkworks with subliminal_propaganda,
a music dictionary from anti_grom,
get a bunch of noobs who have no idea who john tomac was,
throw all the rejects to NSMB,
every girl member must be chased away by horny 15 year old boys asking for her MSN adress,
make sure over half the people don't actually ride or own a bike,
have 5% of the members insist that you can repair everything with a hammer and screwdriver,
everyone has to make a manditory post saying drops to flat are corny,
eveyone must also post in a "looks getto" quote-fest.
everyone need to rip on the white kid for listening to rap.
everyone has to either love or hate rise_against,
25% of members need to make a video and use a song that was in the latest NWD movie,
must contain a never ending sheep f*cking scandal,
one of the members must have a folder dedicated to said sheep,
said member's mom must think he likes beastiality
have 3,000 people post whore on a daily basis,
there have to be 3 threads per day asking "who is the best rider in teh world"
there have to be 2 threads per week asking "how do you bunnyhop"
there has to be one thread per week depicting "sweet northshore" nailed into trees,
there has to always be a thread in the lounge about george bush,
every game ever made relating to bikes has to be posted 48765374659356 times,
the words "hardtail pride" have to be written once every 20 minutes,
someone needs to post a picture of a half nude women every 6 hours,
every 2 weeks we have to hear about someone being suspended,
3 times per week we need to hear that pinkbike is banned at someones school,
there need to be 79 stickies that no one ever reads,
1/8 of all post in ask pinkbike need to be "how do you become a mod"
there needs to be 8 posts per day asking which bike to buy with no extra info given,
there needs to be a continuous debate about manitou spread out in 765 different threads,
no one can understand that the "build" is the most important part of a wheel,
the durability of the RS Pike for urban has to be asked 6 times per week,
sram vs shimano needs to constantly come up,
no one can ever know where the search button is, dispite everyone telling them to use it,
have 78% of members care about post count,
the forum was always better 2 years ago, no matter what year it is,
someone has to try to post a stupid thread in the lounge to top "this or that" everyday,
add in .003 % members who ACTUALLY know what they are talking about,

stir all that all together and you get the best MTB website in the world.

Kyle,
flag kyle7
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 9:56 Quote
sherbet wrote:
We're back. Sorry the first post isn't epic.
Cry Cry Cry Cry
flag dh-pete
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 9:57 Quote
There's 3 threads on this now Razz , Mine has the best start, keep mine. (all mine muahaha!)
flag destri
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 9:58 Quote
sherbet wrote:
We're back. Sorry the first post isn't epic.

Maybe it's just way too epic that we don't know how epic it is.
flag b-o-x-x-e-r
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 9:59 Quote
This shall be a thread to be remembered! Salute
flag tatti
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:01 Quote
Guess we are using this?
flag zune
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:01 Quote
Well, welcome back!
flag zune
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:03 Quote
It's kinda hard to get the ball rolling here....
flag sherbet
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:04 Quote
Don't force it, then. xD
flag marty660
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:05 Quote
Well I'll start off this one with some news.
Went around and applied at four places: Boston Pizza, Swiss Chalet, Coles, and the movie theatre.
BP made me fill out an application, I felt good about it, I'd say 50/50. Seemed like a chill place, two pretty girls working the front.Big Grin
Swiss Chalet I'm 80% sure I'll get a call, because the lady asked how quickly I can start working.
Coles the lady just said "Thanks," but I made sure that my resume/cover letter mentioned how much I know about literature. So that one I'll probably get a call.
The movie place had no openings but they took it anyways, the manager said "We may have an opening in November sometime.":P

So in a week and a bit max I won't be able to post with you guys as much because I'll have a jobCry . But then again I'll also be able to buy myself a better bike in a few months so I'll accept it.
Virgin Fest here I come!
flag b-o-x-x-e-r
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:05 Quote
zune wrote:
It's kinda hard to get the ball rolling here....
well we can now, by finding out how much it will cost to get me a rohloff!! because i cant find out since i dont know anything about it...
flag scotteh
O+
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:06 Quote
I guess we're using this one. Off to Whistler in like 5 minutes, no bikes though unfortunately.
flag tatti
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:07 Quote
So, i was looking through the classifieds today and saw an ad, here is what it says-
"Schwinn MTN bike, new $2000, Asking $200" Is there actually a Schiwnn MTB that retails for $2000?? :S
flag marty660
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:08 Quote
It's funny how our epic thread was brought to an end in 15 short minutes...
All good because now we can break our record again.
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