The bell is a rare acquisition indeed. Only a rare few were imported to our grand country from select highly esteemed walmarts. These bells are near and dear to their owners. I'd only consider parting with it for the right price.... Your first born.

 This is what mosses used to part the dead sea... one ring a ling ding and halaluya! praise the dirt... here I come

 Oh heeeeelllllll yes! That's a ringer 4000! I've only seen like 2 of those in my entire life! How much for just the bell?!

 haha is that a bell?