So jelly. My buddy had one named Barraca back in the day that if you excited to much he would hyperventilate and pass the f*ck out. Coolest dog ever. You follow that dick isaacschmidt? He just uploaded a pic of his sexy English.
His name is Meda (meaning bear), and lemme tell you, since he sleeps into he garage, anything that isn't bolted down and on a height lower than 1.5 meter is destroyed, hidden, gnawed or used as a toy. I love the his attitude. Basically, everything the air touches is mine.
He sleeps where ever he wants, does what ever he want, goes where ever he wants and his best friend is a cat.
I think that the cat is a bad influence on him...
An yah, saw his bully. you need to slowly convince the missus that you need an English bully, trust me.