Sounds like you need a new bike for your stem cap to go on.

 Don't temp me! I have been eye humping a gravel bike...

 @whattheheel: Yeah man that's my jam at the moment, Riding the roadie is boring, don't have time to drive to the trails (kids you know how that goes) so I hit up the gravel around my house, for a couple of hrs before the kids get up.

 @stemcaps-com: I haven't had a roadie for years. Too many damn tourists that can't drive. And not enough time for long rides and my ADD gets so bored. At least gravel I can catch some air.