Once in awhile I go in the water -Ocean- till I hear news about great whites hanging around the bay

 @Jaromi15: gg rr ee aa tt whites........have you not seen JAWS?

 @baggyferret: I have seen jaws... I am terrified of the ocean, I mean, this picture looks like I'm in deep waters. But I'll tell you a secret I'm six foot one and if I did stand up straight, it's barely up to my belly button
And there are other guys next to me, just can't see em. I don't know them, but I don't go alone in the water

 @Jaromi15: thats the perfect depth for a great white attack dude! take a sack of freshly cut kittens with you, if a shark comes in for the attack, throw it the kittens and make your escape while he's eating!

 @baggyferret: I'm not a fast swimmer, heck, when there's pressure I lose all senses on what to do I was thinking wearing those metal shark suits

 @Jaromi15: these look good and keep sharks away... www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-23357682
or theres this... www.smh.com.au/news/national/swim-with-sharks-in-biteproof-suit/2007/12/29/1198778769208.html i'd probably wear both, just to be sure!

 @baggyferret: haha, the first one looks like a wetsuit that will make any shark crossed eyed sharks will hate that and not eat you

 @Jaromi15: ha ha haa yes i think thats the idea!

 Did you move up north?