I was turning around on a vert wall when my front tire slid out. I fell about 10 feet to flat and when I fell my bar got caught in my shorts and when it hit the ground it tore through my groin muscle. It was about 4 inches long and about an 1 inch deep. 45 minutes and 16 stitches later I was all sown up

 I first looked at it and i thought it was a dirty pus but now i understand...gotta hurt!

 wow ur an immature dumb ass

 no no its not my ass crack or a dirty pussy its a torn apart groin muscle

 how the f*ck did you do that?!?!?!?!? :O

 ewww spag lol. u didnt tell me about that one!

 thats y i love UAB so much

 Lol

 Woot! woot! Siiiick!

 PAINFUL

 look like your shitty ass crack

 i thought it was your ass crack. You like it up there spag? Rofl