This would tick all your boxes bro, remember the Rocky Mountain you converted? Still got her? I liked it. This don't look much, but it's a monster rig in disguise bro, can take up to a 50cm tyre, whereas my normal Hobo 38cm max with a mm or two to play with. The beige Hobo was the first ever to travel the world in 44 days by that female Italian rider. I can barely get my fat arse down the chip shop lol. This does anything a MTB can do bar super steep singletrack or big jumps, and rolls much faster, covering more distance more efficiently. I didn't want to go electric, so this is a great compromise. Springy steel frame on Columbus tubing, you know the feeling.