xpanco is telling the truth, I remember seeing him on the beach playing chess with a giraffe when I was flying past on my Unicorn heading for Never Never Land with Elvis on the back.
is that chuck f*cking norris? Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light, this means if you turn on a light swithc you will be dead before the light turns on. Broke back mountain is a film. it is also what chuck norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.