Your mom must have kicked your rapist father in the balls, some sperm fell out and hit its head, ricocheted into her foul vag, found the most lopsided egg, and then you were born prematurely into a bong(partially drowning and killing all but one brain cell)as your mom was taking some snatch hit's on that thing.

You know, just judging by your recent posts, and of course, this picture.

 you got played by cleverbot son

 ur a total twat do u reli talk like that?

 Hahahaha, internet tough guy eh.