well as i took up stance at my position of professional computer operator, i noticed "microsoft paint" resided within the finest, deepest and darkest depths within my computer. i fired it up after enhancing the power capabilities of my steezeatron N64 consolebox personal computer to three hundred and forty two hundred niggawats. this presented to me the capabilities of running a whole two microsoft processing software programs upon one time-lapse. so, upon discovering this fine specimen i fondle ringdinged and exploited its intense processing capacities. many times it crashed upon me, like the fist of god upon the people of the prizean desert, or you may say the harsh leather of a whip cracking against the tough, bruised and strained skin of a laboring slave. i managed to process a whole thirty two more niggawatts through the whaleflux capacitor allowing the two programs to run at once, and i was set to paint. i found a pictorial of myself taken straight from the memory folder of the face of book {some pretentious types may call it "bookface" or others may dreadfully refer to it as "facebook". it took approximatley three and six point two mecrean {otherwise known as jaofolean} years to load. as this operation function had finally completed, a man entered my computer suite weilding a tambourine and hailed upon me the vicious words "LOL" and as if in slow motion - my heart stopped as he performed this motion - his left limb countered towards the button clearly labelled 'power off'. he was a r8 c*nt.

 i forgot a bracket, tits

 Okay so once there was this guy, named Conner, and he lived in the Jeruselum. And one day Conner decided that he was going to tell people he was God. So Conner started going around, gathering followers. Conner told his followers that to get eternal life you must eat babies and rape other men. So one night all of his followers, Conner included, ran into the streets and started eating babies. Then, as the full moon started to shine, he turned into a werewolf! All of his followers started at him, and Conner said "What you lookin at Nyigergigers!" attempting to copy the great Saint Pimpington. Then the Jews that lived in Jeruselum found out about his evil plot. So they made spears and torches made out of gold from their Waterfall of Gold and they chased Conner out of Jeruselum. Conner and his followers took refuge in a cave about two miles south east of Jeruselum. All of his followers where outside watching for the army, and only one was down in the cave copying the story onto scrolls..then..without warning..CONNER STARTED f*ckING HIM IN THE ASS. THEN THE BLUE ANGELS CAME IN AND BOMBED HIS ASS AND THEY WHERE LIKE DUNANANANANANA!!! PEW PEW PEW!!! BOOOOM! And he died.

 Cool story, Bro.

 cut out on paint then hold shift and drag, post up what you manage to create lel