Erm, no. Its a mountain and a cyclist.... Dumbarse...

 Im sorry, does your description of the photo not say "table on the 20ft river jump" yes it does. And you are quite clearly, not performing a table, your the dumbarse, dumbarse.

 Are you for real? Are you actually going round pinkbike, looking at pictures of people and trying to act like an anal, intellectual c*nt who has an inability to fathom blatant sarcasm? If this is the only way you can get some self esteem, I suggest you actually go out and ride. You never know, you may just like it