I wasn't ripping anything that day
Just puttering....

But, I discovered the session can ride a quarter pipe half descent (I'll post something next time I go with some help)

 Quarter pipes on a DH rig?!?! AWESOME! I wanna try! Smash all the BMXers and scooter kids down to the ground!

 More like get really dirty looks from them
I swear they were trying to use the force to kill me

 USE ALL THE FORCE!

 

 Not sure if I should be flattered or worried. Lets just chalk it up to bit chin helmet, sexy bike or lad gloves


Shoes are f*cking dirty, bike has dirt too, just not much.
I clean it after every ride

 Do you guys up there not wash your clothes too often?

 I would tape up all open zones just to be careful.....



Yeeeeeessssssss, but I mean, you just got back from a ride, yet all is clean.

 Dirty shoes was from a different ride with a different bike (and that thing is filthy right now).
The dirt was clumpy and I just whipped it off on the train ride back to town (Pedals have some filth left though)

 Kenny, you seem to be missing a finger

 It's in my belly

 

 No sure of trying to be funny or stupid

 

You seem to be missing your thumb too...

 Yup, keep only the necessary tools

 Not sure if trying to be funny. Or just stupid.

 Y U NO GET IT

 

 Yep, semi skinny (not like gay man girl pants skinny).
You know, the 'famous' ones they advertise for in like every Dirt magazine


I'm a sucker for bike swag off CRC

 Semi-skinny is the way to go, yeah no spray on If I ride my bike to my lbs I'm always in skinnies and my impacts aha.

Yeah CRC selling clothes and everything sucks cause I have so little money as it is I'm just like oooh that looks nice then spend so much But I just picked up some muddy mary 2.5's for £20 and used up the rest of my money for the month. f*ck life

 Damn consumerism got me by tip of my wang

 Too true

 Oddly, just the bike industry though

 I also want to know this

 Found it Pow shocker gloves

 Best gloves man, best!

 rinky