I know but the Jade isn't available yet,if it was available there was no doubt i would get one

 fork

 fashion whore.. ! its a hype !

 Much like your mother. Trolling aside, all of DVO's stuff looks sweet (I know it's not all about looks). It's all most definitely hype, however I hope that DVO's products will be able to maybe, partially, live up to it, if they do then that'll be good enough. Anyway, their stuff will sell that's a given.

 my momma was too old for fashion.. and too dead now to wear anything new now.. thenk you...

and anything "new" will sell..

i will only jump off my chair if they started selling sharks.. with "lazors" on their heads..

 I would buy sharks with lazors on their heads for sure...maybe a dozen.

 It's now finished