Fire Fighter by trade. Weekend rider. Wait a minute,why the hell are you reading this? Well if you are…. Lets start off by letting me introduce myself, my name is Jackie Chan and I beat up people like all the time. Kicking ass is only secondary to my job, which is litteraly setting myself on fire. Some people like playing games and socialising, I prefer to spend my time crushing ice by hand… without gloves. I also enjoy racing my fish, and since I have only one fish it's never a suprising result except for when I win. Add me or don't. I really don't care.The only thing that really matters is that I just wasted a minute of your time.