Stanbicycleman

FOR SALE: 2024 Transition Sentinel Do you want to be the absolute coolest human on the trail? Do you want your riding buddies to question their life choices as you effortlessly send everything in sight? Do you want random strangers (and yes, babes included) to stare in awe as you roll by like a two-wheeled legend? Then step right up. This isn’t just a bike — it’s a full-blown party machine. The 2024 Transition Sentinel doesn’t climb trails… it conquers them. It doesn’t descend… it unleashes chaos (the fun kind). Point it downhill and suddenly you’ve got more confidence than a guy wearing pit vipers at a wedding. ⚡ Warning: Side effects may include Instantly becoming “that fast rider” in your group High-fives from strangers at the trailhead Babes “accidentally” hanging around your post-ride chill spot An uncontrollable urge to grow a mullet Bonus Style Points: This bike pairs exceptionally well with a mullet/moustache combo. Not required… but highly encouraged for maximum sendage and trailhead respect. ️ Condition: Rips harder than your excuses ‍♂️ Reason for selling: I can’t handle this level of cool 24/7 Buy this bike and become the legend your local trails deserve. Or don’t… and keep getting passed by someone who did. DM me before your riding buddy does.