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WE GRANT YOU HUMANS MORE VIDEO. COMMENCE GROVELING.THE MUSIC IS FINE. GO KILL YOURSELF. SERIOUSLY, GO DIE IN A HOLE RIGHT NOW IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE ALLMAN BROTHERS. P.S. SLIPKNOT WILL BE THE EXCLUSIVE MUSIC OF UPCOMING RELEASES
NOW HERE IS A TEAM-ROBOT HAIKU:
ROBOTS ARE METAL WE CRUSH HUMANS FOR PLEASURE SQUASH GOES THE HUMAN