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‍♂️ FOR SALE: The Fastest Bike You’ll (Probably) Ever Own ‍♂️ Selling my Chapter2 Valkyrie "Pongo" Aero Machine, aka the bike built to make you feel like you're starring in your own TDF montage and comes with a gearing setup that will turn you into a climbing legend (or a flat-road missile). $9K with Cadex wheels $6K without wheels Specs for the Nerds: Size: 54 (medium in Chapter2 sizing) Frame: Limited Edition “Pongo” Koko frameset – fewer than 50 exist worldwide. Groupset: Full SRAM Red 1x (50T – 10/28) with a Wolftooth setup. Includes the front derailleur for those who still believe in small chainrings. Bars: Deda Aero (sleek AF). Saddle: Selle Italia 3D – because your butt deserves comfort AND style. Pedals: Shimano Dura-Ace (tip-top class for your feet). Power Meter: Quarq – track all those watts you’ll be hammering out. Wheels: CADEX 50 Ultra (or no wheels if you want to cheap out). Extras: Carbon Ti rotors for that stopping-power flex. Ceramic Speed Full BB + Aero Pullywheel (bcz Aesthetics) Why You Want This Bike: Speed Demon: Built for flats, this baby will make you question if you’re cheating physics. Climbing Weapon: Want quads that can crack walnuts? The 1x gearing will make you a climbing machine (and, let’s be honest, a bit of a masochist). Condition: Ridden with love (and a lot of sweat) for one season. Never dropped, never crashed. Basically, it’s in better shape than your average Strava KOM chaser. Fast, Sexy, and Painfully Fun: I’ve taken this beast to Horseshoe Bay and even suffered through Tour de Victoria. It’s hands down the fastest bike I’ve ever owned. But alas, the running world has consumed my soul and my training time, so it’s time to let someone else enjoy this beauty. Want to be the fastest rider in the city while also conditioning your legs to survive actual hell? This is the bike for you. DM for more details, photos, or if you’re ready to upgrade your life. P.S. Original owner is none other than yours truly, @vancitybikeman, now known as @natenotretired. That alone makes it worth at least a couple thousand more, no?