Some of the girls from Cheltenham Ladies College actually started the rumour that 'CHAV' stands for Cheltenham average... It doesn't actually stand for that at all, especially as Cheltenham is far less 'chavvy' than a lot of other towns and places.
Slide has been sold to fund new research into genetic engineering, once we have worked out the kinks. Out Gold Plated Rainbow Pigs will be able to regenerate Gold Plated Rainbow bacon for many Gold Plated Rainbow-y years to come!
Apologies.