They are old.... Infact falling apart, i was surprised to see they are going for 55$ these days more than twice what Im used to.

 @sterlingmagnum: don't forget we have $100 bicycle tires now

 Cant get any worse

 And those are what again???

 @whattheheel: those personal protection devices that I didn't use as a child and now have a 6" long crack in my skull from an incident at the age of 5. They also help reduce concussions and dame braimage forks Gouda splat mailla polks nutt bucker wahsvr.

 Did we even have those when we were children?

 @whattheheel: Yes. You had to walk, uphill, both ways, to buy it with stone currency. All the while, fighting off dinosaurs...