Helga at Street in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada - photo by Dimebag

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crowe (Oct 23, 2007 at 16:33)

GOD!! I WANNA SNIFF THAT SEAT.

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curlyaaron (Apr 5, 2009 at 14:23)

WAT seat . lol

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crowe (Apr 6, 2009 at 8:59)

it's there!! ya just gotta pull it out first!

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martini-sniper (Apr 27, 2009 at 12:01)

LMAO!

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wowzzing (Feb 21, 2011 at 22:49)

fat people they ride to.

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Gphelps (Aug 2, 2011 at 9:28)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AHAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH I WANNA SNIF THAT SEAT , WHAT A CALL!!! I STILL LAUGH MAN THAT SO FUNNY, CROWE U THE BEST HAAHHAHHAHAAHAHH

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crowe (Aug 2, 2011 at 9:46)

lol!! people give you the weirdest look when you tell them their seat smells "funny"! try it, it's hilarious!

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Gphelps (Aug 2, 2011 at 11:18)

i will!!

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milfhunter (Oct 25, 2007 at 2:17)

I'd tap that right in the ass, however I'd need to roll it in flour first to find the wet spot...

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winneehillbilly (Feb 7, 2009 at 7:57) (Below Threshold)

HaHa Yer dude. Fart and give me a clue!!

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lescart (Oct 22, 2007 at 23:57)

shes hot! no i mean she looks hot,she needs to lose a few pounds..

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milfhunter (Oct 25, 2007 at 8:07)

We could always spit-roast the bitch?

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newbikesoon (Dec 7, 2007 at 20:18)

just 1-2 pounds 3 max hahaha

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huhlu (Oct 22, 2007 at 23:05)

uhuhah

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tremblay (Nov 17, 2007 at 21:33)

POD, fat chicks need bikes too, but they gutta pay !

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sherbet (Dec 24, 2007 at 17:40)

HAHAHAHA xD

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nouser (Jan 8, 2008 at 9:21)

nice legs

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shredbag (Jan 10, 2008 at 17:51)

and thats a 26 inch bike haha

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freeride11 (Jan 22, 2008 at 19:25)

hahahahahaha i get it.. wat a fine lady at that. jk jk

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bsancika (Mar 13, 2008 at 3:21)

loooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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DHeddie (Mar 29, 2008 at 3:36)

i am surprised the tyres have not poped

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rowerrr (Jun 11, 2008 at 10:11)

pressure is OK, she is landing bunnyhop

photographer's skills, he took shot at the right moment

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airbornmtnbiker (Sep 21, 2008 at 22:09)

tires must be like 300 psi

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nouser (Sep 22, 2008 at 9:16)

na na, tires of steel they are!

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recklessness (Nov 12, 2008 at 8:59)

The rear tire is blocked and the bike is propped. That heffer isn't going anywhere.

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southfour (Dec 27, 2008 at 23:31)

"They see me rollin"...

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RapidRob (Feb 12, 2009 at 11:53)

on pb they hatin'

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adrenalinaddict (Feb 19, 2009 at 8:00)

LOL.....that engine must be fucked try to move her!

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SpikeX (Mar 15, 2009 at 10:51)

The engine looks 2D, like it's made from a sheet of cardboard.

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Ilovelife (Apr 28, 2009 at 7:20)

Poor bike...

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nomnom (May 9, 2009 at 10:15)

helga heisinhoof...hahaha

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usb-rider (Jul 5, 2009 at 9:52)

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stuhadden93 (Jul 15, 2009 at 2:20)

what psi are those tyres at?

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Ilovelife (Jul 15, 2009 at 9:32)

Daaaaaaaamn gurl how you fit all that in them jeeeeans.

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recklessness (Jul 15, 2009 at 9:33)

Magic.

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Stuart2475 (Jul 26, 2009 at 4:32)

she needs a sign on her back sayin "Wide Load" hahahahahahahaha

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hendu (Dec 20, 2009 at 13:08)

biggest gunt EVER...

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curtis60m2 (Dec 20, 2009 at 13:14)

forget about the fat chick.....POOR BIKE

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nobby1991 (Jan 27, 2010 at 11:23)

its a chick...oh yes know i see

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kisiel64 (Feb 14, 2010 at 11:02)

mad props for this bike designer, it's extremly resistant

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sessionman123abc (Nov 18, 2010 at 22:00)

WWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

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nouser (Dec 14, 2010 at 18:41)

beached whale

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I-bike (Jan 25, 2008 at 13:03)

typical American !1

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twistedmtb (Nov 5, 2007 at 14:41)

the cross bar had to be removed for belly space
"Thanks to a diet which consists of lard and Mcdonalds iv lost 14 stone

"

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vivalajohn (Oct 27, 2007 at 8:32)

Is that andre the giant's wife?

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ryandspencer (Sep 24, 2008 at 21:19) (Below Threshold)

its his mom noob

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sethc (Oct 22, 2007 at 23:37)

POD for sure haha

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dlynch (Oct 24, 2007 at 21:22)

hahahahahahhahha funny shit crowe

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drachim (Nov 8, 2007 at 4:16)

Pressure in the tires has to be really high!

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mikedjumpin (Jan 1, 2008 at 15:49)

she so fat they had to poto shop that back ground in

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ramquatch (Oct 22, 2007 at 23:08)

hahaa

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dimaaa (Nov 5, 2007 at 6:27)

Tour de France - 2008 hahhahhahaha xD

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mikedjumpin (Nov 8, 2007 at 14:50)

wat a severe case on anorexia:p

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Shoe2190 (Mar 13, 2008 at 11:42)

A great new way of testing a frames durability.

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jimmy15 (Oct 27, 2007 at 12:18)

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooo!!

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bmxer4852 (Jan 4, 2008 at 15:15)

you know how to have sex with a fat chick................you cant hahaha

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swericko (Oct 28, 2007 at 12:53)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POFD!!!

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frendzik (Oct 29, 2007 at 14:06)

hehehe...She can do tailwhip ;p...POD !!;p

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newbikesoon (Dec 7, 2007 at 20:19)

she just landed

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dirtjump-derek (Nov 5, 2007 at 6:26)

haha, the helga made it haha

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konanorcorider (Nov 17, 2007 at 19:25)

hey mama

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djrider678 (Jan 2, 2008 at 16:49)

you know how to have sex with a fat chick...............slap her thighs and ride the wave

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dmrjumper (Jan 4, 2008 at 8:30)

im suprised she hasent broken the bike yet

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jasonli (Jan 27, 2008 at 10:28)

yoo she needs more travel than that....

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Tomgreen1992 (Oct 23, 2007 at 1:19)

thats my pod now for sure

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piteroos (Oct 23, 2007 at 9:16)

hahahahahh POD

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piku (Oct 25, 2007 at 2:29)

POd for sure!!!! no f*ckin way! ;d

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nouser (Nov 2, 2007 at 20:23)

poor little bikey

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nouser (Nov 17, 2007 at 21:31)

thats is so funny

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katejandoquele (Nov 20, 2007 at 20:11)

That's an magnificent bike.... very durable!!

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fin76 (Nov 21, 2007 at 12:44)

And tyre pressure is...(where are the flat spots ??)

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giantrider100 (Nov 23, 2007 at 18:00)

the tire pressure is amped... no need for flat spots

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the-doctor-dh (Nov 29, 2007 at 15:15)

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD jejejejejejejeje

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newbikesoon (Dec 7, 2007 at 20:20)

i think i can see the rear wheel squishing under the pressure!!!!!

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dhcyc (Dec 20, 2007 at 13:25)

I can hear this lil bike screaming 'get me about of hereee!!!!!!'

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djrider678 (Jan 2, 2008 at 16:48)

you know how to have sex with a fat chick.................pump one and ride the other

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hondarider360 (Jan 17, 2008 at 14:32)

The bike actually looks small but its an xl bike

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DAMZ (Jan 17, 2008 at 14:34)

big helga doesnÂ´t need a bike to roll down the streeet...

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twowheels4ever (Jan 18, 2008 at 14:51)

nice rock holdin it from movin, and the piece of wood standing the bike up for her... PRICELESS

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muzzgnar (Jan 22, 2008 at 19:44)

hot

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matt-p (Feb 5, 2008 at 15:26)

now see if those were deemax's they would bend instantly

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iamthepeople (Feb 19, 2008 at 8:53)

shes just exersizing so she can lose a few hundred!

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bever-lover (Aug 11, 2008 at 13:36)

i told ya ur mom was fit but i never knew she rode too. perfect woman.

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Joe-M (May 22, 2009 at 12:43)

You reckon she would trade that bike for 20 meat pies...

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Irishboyy (Sep 12, 2010 at 14:53)

the only thing keepen er going is the cake shop cross the street

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ogur (Oct 27, 2007 at 8:06)

pod of coz ;D

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dmrsjf22 (Oct 29, 2007 at 14:03)

Poor wheels

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p-kidd (Oct 30, 2007 at 11:39)

lol

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sRvACAB (Oct 31, 2007 at 9:59)

=)))lol

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Modzel (Nov 1, 2007 at 12:21)

nice...

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beaterhard (Nov 10, 2007 at 13:07)

Daaammmmmmmmnnnnnn!

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nirryde (Nov 12, 2007 at 6:14)

that is one tough bike

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shred-tha-streets (Nov 30, 2007 at 16:09)

i feel bad for the bike..

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kaczoro22 (Dec 3, 2007 at 9:47)

POD

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andy9 (Dec 14, 2007 at 19:17)

POD POD POD POD !!!!!! WAT A GNARLY RIDER!!!!:P

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kloochator (Jan 2, 2008 at 8:12)

i bet she makes tailwhip and 36 on flat

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ballabika (Jan 10, 2008 at 18:51)

salllllly sasquatch!!!!!

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cjmorton (Jan 17, 2008 at 14:38)

that bike must of been ahead of its time to take that weight! lol

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freeridemtber06 (Mar 20, 2008 at 17:22)

i didnt think cows knew how to ride bikes

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milan89ers (May 22, 2008 at 1:18)

fergielicious

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fustinjitz (Oct 7, 2008 at 14:52)

im suprised that the bike can hold of that

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marvelous (Dec 2, 2008 at 14:51)

thats not funy, and that prob the happiest moment in her life, but yeah gotta stay in shape cant let your self go fat.

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Chaznee (Feb 16, 2009 at 8:44)

They c me roling lol haha

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gromhit (Mar 19, 2009 at 21:01)

she needs like 10 inches of travel, to ride

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pie-snowmantic (Mar 31, 2009 at 14:05)

and that is the new speciaclized big hit

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Pikey08 (Jul 5, 2009 at 13:58)

she had a good wheel builder, they don't make wheels like these anymore

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DJER106 (Jul 6, 2009 at 7:13)

haha look at those SICK reinforced forks where can i buy mine?

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Ross19199 (Jul 18, 2009 at 4:12)

how does the frame not bend???

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mr-sketchy (Aug 31, 2009 at 9:46)

100% chromoly frame fork etc and 4 inch thick tires

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your-majesty (Dec 20, 2009 at 13:08)

OOOOOPSS, just dont know what to say?....

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jaygoogwill (Jan 1, 2010 at 13:32)

haha the forks have been reinforsed

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epavichthesavage (Jan 5, 2010 at 10:56)

snorlax on wheels

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alythcyclery (Jan 5, 2010 at 13:32)

Hmmm......bottom out rigid forks?

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Tomothy-DH (Apr 22, 2010 at 3:15)

How did you find this picture of me?

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nouser (Sep 12, 2010 at 14:47)

Well i think we know whos going to win the World Cup/champs next year....

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TwentyCent (Nov 22, 2010 at 9:29)

Must be unstoppable when going downhill...

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andymacc (Jan 2, 2011 at 1:22)

i dont see a problem, hahaaaa

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Usersname (Aug 13, 2011 at 23:33)

shell never get over that rock

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blackboxracer (Oct 2, 2011 at 13:27)

Mom come on!!!

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Soviet (Oct 12, 2011 at 8:10)

when you smack her on the ass on christmas it shakes untill new year

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krackerjack (Jan 11, 2012 at 13:34)

some nice fupa right thur

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p1rid4r (Jan 11, 2012 at 13:36)

ahhh yehh, you one fucking hot piece of ass

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gyno (Dec 3, 2007 at 7:41)

poooodddd ajajajaja

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simmons2005 (Jan 5, 2008 at 3:34)

POD fo sure

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theearthisnotflat (Jan 5, 2008 at 3:36)

she's huuuuuuuge!

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krool (Jan 13, 2008 at 3:32)

big Helga rox

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mustardman525 (Jan 22, 2008 at 15:48)

i like her fumpa!

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hotdogprooo (Jan 29, 2008 at 12:14)

helga LMAO

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KONA-FREAK (Feb 13, 2008 at 16:20)

lolz.... big bethea

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A-Martin (Feb 25, 2008 at 17:56)

hahaha true that she should start DJ or DH HAHAHAHA

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ruffe92 (May 17, 2008 at 10:13)

trying to get ridd of some extra kilos?

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glennwithap2 (Jun 26, 2008 at 7:32)

those tyres must be 567psi!

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masterhack (Jan 5, 2009 at 11:43)

fooooooooooooooooooooooooooo de dagadt hoho haha a istenit szegeny bicikli

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bmxningas (Jan 25, 2009 at 16:44)

front butt!!!

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giantrider03 (Feb 6, 2009 at 2:08)

wat psi u reckon she runs??

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rolto1822 (Apr 3, 2009 at 12:04)

dude thats one fucking sick DH rig! AWESOME!!!

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me2menow (May 1, 2009 at 10:55)

id tap that

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DHripper1 (Jun 22, 2009 at 17:40)

Thats hot

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spskark7 (Jul 3, 2009 at 21:13)

poor bike

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LOTcik29 (Jan 1, 2010 at 14:27)

the bigest fet

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rampchamp99 (Feb 18, 2010 at 3:06)

por bike

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koberec (Mar 6, 2010 at 10:16)

mama

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jebiker4life (Jun 18, 2010 at 18:52)

thats a real biker xD

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hazman975 (Jul 4, 2010 at 13:32)

WTF lol

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fcukingelixire (Aug 18, 2010 at 14:52)

chic-a-boom xD

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devin12 (Jan 12, 2012 at 10:11)

Trololololololololololol

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ziks (Feb 28, 2008 at 9:31)

imagine this guy doin trails...! hehehe

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bikes4eva (Jun 14, 2008 at 11:28)

lmfao ewwwwww 'feel sick'

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freerider49 (Jul 4, 2008 at 11:51)

haha POD!

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florin95 (Jul 4, 2008 at 11:53)

"Huuuge Bitch" =))))))))))

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pS-P-TO-D-Km (Sep 24, 2008 at 21:17)

wow she has moved on from cankles it is now known as tankles Torso ankles

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lescart (Oct 7, 2008 at 14:04)

she,s smokin! Between the thighs!

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ninerider1 (Oct 19, 2008 at 9:30)

that was abouat tim to lose some whgt

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scituatemtb (Nov 4, 2008 at 13:20)

what is she running over?

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canuto (Nov 4, 2008 at 13:30)

hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaha

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diogodavinha (Nov 14, 2008 at 13:40)

go fast Helga!!!!!!!!! hahahhaha

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badgers43 (Mar 11, 2009 at 9:56)

Mum?

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piotrek888 (May 28, 2009 at 13:24)

haha o pyte haha:P:P:P:P

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steez-kevin-mccloud (Jun 6, 2009 at 9:26)

tailwhip i dare u

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carlosmata (Mar 20, 2008 at 6:18)

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

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spongebomb (Mar 20, 2008 at 17:21)

that girl is so horny, what's her number? xD just kidding

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slimr (Mar 28, 2008 at 16:55)

people only 3 words to describe this..OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!LOOOL how da hell can the bike hold with her??lool

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sorvaaja (Apr 1, 2008 at 10:45)

You are my idol!!

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leigh-leigh (Apr 3, 2008 at 3:48)

hahahahahahahaha! makes me roar!

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bman231 (Apr 4, 2008 at 12:44)

lol it must have the best rear shock system on the market lol to hold that fat lady up

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Pieprzu (Apr 11, 2008 at 15:13)

nice...

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memodj (May 25, 2008 at 19:07)

u made my day..

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zachnunes (May 25, 2008 at 22:27)

sweet jesus

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Kubaa (Jun 1, 2008 at 5:49)

JESUS CHRIST .. EWW OHH

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dh3samt (Jun 26, 2008 at 7:33)

ooo id like to have it of with her. mmm sex! (Alan Partridge quote)

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brandog (Jul 3, 2008 at 7:50)

das a huuuuuge bitch! lol

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KONAKIDS (Jul 8, 2008 at 14:32)

fat bitches dont ride bikes

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samc (Jul 19, 2008 at 0:50)

hahahahaha shes having a fun time

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canadaripper (Aug 24, 2008 at 18:53)

where is her vagina

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Hrumpl (Sep 4, 2008 at 4:40)

lol ^^ hahaha

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luizinho (Oct 7, 2008 at 14:03)

lolol

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ian-dmr-4-life (Nov 4, 2008 at 13:01)

lol her face

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jamminginger (Nov 4, 2008 at 13:19)

oooh, i'd tap that

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QbuS (Jan 23, 2009 at 5:22)

helga it`s my favorite riders

nice ass

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dussei11 (Feb 26, 2009 at 17:56)

lmao bet she is pro jk jk

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biga1r (Feb 26, 2009 at 17:56)

mmmmhmmmm can you say sexy perhaps, lol

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Bromont-Bomber (Mar 4, 2009 at 17:32)

get off the bike

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konabros122 (Mar 10, 2009 at 14:52)

so it is true only the best ride bikes!

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fechamma (Apr 8, 2009 at 20:28)

NhoNhoooo

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DoCenT-Zmc (May 1, 2009 at 11:22)

Kurwa! What The f*ck?

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Nikbiker (Mar 29, 2008 at 3:02)

hahahh fitness

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Pezdek (Apr 4, 2008 at 4:58)

so nice girl

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Karpiu (Apr 7, 2008 at 12:02)

LOL

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dpelikan (Apr 10, 2008 at 20:04)

POD

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dezvan1 (Apr 10, 2008 at 21:34)

ew

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crisdebob (May 11, 2008 at 17:09)

are you kiding mwe!!!!

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jamiekonafiremountain (Jun 13, 2008 at 4:24)

I WUD!

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coca-cola (Jun 24, 2008 at 15:47)

go fatty go

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evanwm (Jun 28, 2008 at 20:15)

dude, thats my mom.

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dizzzle (Jul 13, 2008 at 20:06)

this pleases me

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pablodirtjumper (Jul 26, 2008 at 19:35)

I love her smile...