Get a compass. Some walking boots. Walk out of your door. Walk south west for 7.5 nautical miles. Run at 7.7mph for 3 mins due east. Walk backwards for 4 mins at a fast "trot" north west. Spin round at a rate of 7 rotations per second for 6 minutes. Get up, and stagger forward for 13 yards. You have arrived at your new dig spot.
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