Seconded!

 Lies.

 fuck man, you're really hipster

 Typically many MTBers and BMXers are "hipster" but many of them picked up riding due to it being cool. You can generally see them riding down the street with 1+in spools in their ears, a can of crappy beer in their hand, and on some neon colored fixie, while having a murse slung around their shoulder and chick jeans on, with a crappy garbage mans style folded beanie, and a thrift store zippered hoodie on... even when it's 100f outside =] They are normally accompanied by women who look and dress worse than the hookers in downtown San Francisco.

(now on a serious note, there are some absolutely gnar kill pro fixie hipsters who absolutely shred in the SF bay area. So I def ain't knockin' on some of the hipsters talents. I just have no idea how people can wear chick pants and shred. I mean, I know with some effort you can shove your balls back in the hole they were in before they dropped... but man...lol)