LOL! Thanks buddy! For you mate nothing, just please don't give up riding yet, we've gotta get to FoD or somewhere before you do that! One last team ride buddy!
It's a medium and I'm 5ft 9" or so and it's perfect. They come up quite small but that's the idea of the bike, to be compact and chuckable etc, and it works for me. It's improved my riding so much in just a few rides. I'd say you'd only want a small if you're under 5ft 5" or so, or a large if you're over 6ft, for someone 5ft 6" to up to 6ft tall, a medium would be just right.