Being raised in ideal Cali weather and now in Germany with 7 months of overcast and rain is hard to deal with. I hear east coast Is the same

 Norther Virginia isn't that bad (the trails suck though, mostly clay-like material, meaning riding after rains is a no no), but I lived in germany for 2 years, MAN... you can see why people are pale over there it's always cloudy haha.

I have no idea what Cali is like.

 Wet clay, thats like hitting an unexpected patch of moss
Cali is like timid as hell. The part whee I'm from has year round sun shine, with a rainy season but what we call rain there is what Germany calls a very good summer

So as you might understand, I'm a wuss with weather

 Stu. He knows that feel.

 Cali boy made of sugar