Imma getchu... IMMA GETCHU!!!

 At PA? You bringing your best French-American racing skills? Exciting times for everyone.

 just to clarify, with humor in mind, my connection to Frenchiness only goes as far as what was forced upon me in my 3 years of French in high school. I'm much more of an impersonator, cynic and schizoid than a cultured samaritan. but I guess I'll use what's available in my arsenal of vast, eclectic knowledge. I could go further with my personal description, but I'm pulling this all out of my shabang. unfortunately, I won't be going to the first race on the 8th. I hope to make it to the one on april 29th or may 13th, as long as I can secure some transportation along with registration.

 Bummer.

 I might race expert though, just so we can ride together. The view of your ass better be worth the extra cost of the racing license... so help me...

 I've been working out, but still wont wear lycra shorts. I run baggy so you'll have to use your imagination.

 I've been working out too! we have so much in common. I wore skinny jeans with a road jersey as a joke for a race in Whistler, and Brett Tippie called me out on his mega-phone as I crossed the finish line, thinking I was wearing a skin suit... NEVER AGAIN. I can't wait to show you my pecs. They're new most recent prized possession. Though my abs need some work... biking doesn't really help with those... I can't prove how low my body fat percentage is, just because they don't poke through... waaaahhhhahahaha!!!

 Sounds like your on the PX90! Pump those pecs Freedman! Oh and son, start writing a book. Your just too creative to not do it. Bang out a kids book will ya.........