Captaindamnit810

2017 Kona Process 153 Size: Medium Wheel size: 27.5" Lots of upgrades! Hope Pro 4 Hubs Spank Oozy Trail 27.5 GX Drivetrain Guide RSC brakes Spank Spike pedals Spank Spike Bars (800) Spank stem New Minions on it Recently serviced. Powder those nuts because this bike is going to get you hella laid. This 2017 Kona Process 153 is THE best bike in the world. It's not some bitch ass stock shit either. This thing is upgraded with Hope Pro 4 hubs that sound like 4,000 angels getting it on in an aluminum barrel, and that my friends, is beauty. It also rolls down the trail like a drop of morning dew on your sisters goose bumped, sunkist titties thanks to the Spank Oozy Trail rims. Did I mention the drivetrain? Well listen here mother fucker because this bike sports a GX drive train that shifts like the tranny in your grandmas Cadillac. Not the tranny in YOUR Cadillac. That shits weird... Are you worried about how GD fast you'll be riding and not be able to stop? Well first of all stop being a pussy, and relax. You have 2 handfuls of Guide RSC's that could stop a cruise missile. Once you mount this beast you'll be greeted by beautiful Spank Spike handlebars and matching stem dripping in green. This bike has so much green on it that Snoop Dogg loses sleep over it from pure dankness. This bike is woman owned and comes complete with tons of Tiger Mom Vibes that will make your estrogen spike like a mother fucker. It was blessed by our Shaman 2 years ago for fertility and well being that is sure to make you a ridiculously steezy rider... Anyways, don't sleep on this thing. I will half the shipping with the buyer. Best way to get in touch with me is by text or phone call me. Taylor - (806)-683-7702 Get at me.