DefinitelyNotKyleStrait

This bike is like a contestant at a 2024 beauty contest. She's looking real hot until you notice the dick bulge under the dress. (This bike's dick bulge is that long ass 27.5" rear triangle.)

Can y'all stop fighting and talk about how great I am?

First off, I am not an employee and have never, ever, at any time in my entire life received any monetary compensation from Fezzari, whoops, I mean ARI... (Hey Siri, will deleting my cookies hide my IP address?) With that being said I think ARI is the best company that has ever existed on the planet (Sorry Natty Light!) It's amazing to see such a small start-up company from Utah grow into a multinational conglomerate and are now able to sponsor humongous names like Kyle Strait! I'm beyond...I mean Kyle must be beyond stoked to be riding for a company that offers cutting edge suspension technology, 23-point fit customization, and offering the absolute lowest cost to customers via their direct to consumer sales strategy. The fact that ARI can customize their bikes to fit super hot babes like Rachel Strait (I love you baby!) is also incredible. Buy an ARI bike so you can ride like me, I mean Kyle Strait!