Reedsie

That geo piccic is like being pissed

Bloke carrying the bike is having to carry it as his pedals are grey / silver. His fault for not buying purple pedals, what a dumbass.

Bloke rides alloy rigid and it makes a news story about if it’s a bike?!? Put me in a box and give me a name please!! How much?!!! Mtb or not, another boutique brand helping the bike industry lose its way on the death race to oblivion, with the perception of an overpriced sport reinforced further. F me, and well done. World gone mad. Won’t be on my list. Might as well buy an old 7005 alloy 26”er and stick a 750b carbon fork in its tubes. Ideal machine to evoke feelings of: Gerroorrrrfff my land and go and find a f ing campsite composting toilet to shite in, or even better put your brushed copper name plates in a bag on a CO2 tin and enjoy finding yourself somewhere on some Nepalese hillside and believe that you have escaped the potholed diesel more expensive than water (how dare they) land and somehow you are improving the planet with your Ironman allbran and somehow it’s not your fault at all. G to F. Why can’t we just start again.

I thought we’d moved past this, sad really, insta claiming another life? Might as well walk backwards another yard for that perfect shot….l

Dirt jumpers

It’s a bmx gyro but with the cable split at the lever