muddytreker

Cheap pish

Always buy my kids the best of the best, happy to max out credit card and or buy outwith my means, now they expect it with no appreciation of value, there all a bit of a jabba but thats fine because they got suspension on there carbon balance E bikes. Gonna try and teach them how to tell the time just as soon as that Rolex comes in, cant wait to show it off to those other kids who learnt to tell time on there Timex. And because they grow up so fast I get to do it all over again next year, or before when they break it or it gets nicked coz they left it in the garden, Im proud of my spoilts bastard brats love em : )

Who saw an otter ?

I put stainless grub screws in my DMR V8s back in 2006, you know rust and flesh and what plum still buys a carbon bottle cage ?

I'm perfectly happy with my Marlboro shirt, Lucky Strike trousers and Jack Daniel's shoes.