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umabomber
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I'm a bike racing, beer drinking, poetry slamming, book writing, singlespeeding, mountain biking, rational mystic tomboy girlie girl. I ride and write. Rinse and repeat. www.umabomber.com
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umabomber vernonfelton's article
May 13, 2016 at 10:02
May 13, 2016
The Camera Never Lies - Opinion
Why do you think I got a full face helmet for 'enduro' rides? Not only does it protect the money maker, but paired with goggles it makes me look like 74% less Fred when I shred. No one can see my O-face. That's short for OH SH*T!
umabomber ericashley's photo
Aug 28, 2014 at 12:12
Aug 28, 2014
Hup! Hup! Elbows up! Good one Schmitty!
umabomber pinkbikeaudience's article
Aug 26, 2014 at 14:24
Aug 26, 2014
Crash: Greg Minnaar Meribel UCI World Cup 2014
Does the UCI ever do anything constructive? Seems mostly they just get in the way... in this case, blocking the video. Lame.
umabomber umabomber's article
Jun 19, 2014 at 10:08
Jun 19, 2014
Race Report: 2014 Sturdy Dirty Women's Enduro
No argument there.
umabomber umabomber's article
Jun 19, 2014 at 10:07
Jun 19, 2014
Race Report: 2014 Sturdy Dirty Women's Enduro
Guys coming out to the race to support women racers is awesome!
umabomber umabomber's article
Jun 19, 2014 at 10:06
Jun 19, 2014
Race Report: 2014 Sturdy Dirty Women's Enduro
It's the timed stages of mtb races version of "bike-curious".
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- Memorial Day Weekend Bike Swap Apr 20, 2016 – Comments: 1
- Free Forest Park Protest Ride 2015 Apr 7, 2015 – Comments: 5
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- Race Report: 2014 Sturdy Dirty Women's Enduro Jun 16, 2014 – Comments: 25
- Bike Thieves Suck. May 21, 2014 – Comments: 0
- Ride What Ya Brung: From Epic Fail to Rad Rail May 17, 2014 – Comments: 0