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Motherfucking Bike



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 Lyrics (wouldnt let me put them in description)
I rise in the morning, and greet the day
pull out the bike and I'm on my way
The transportation shows I care
Every turn of the pedal - cleans the air
Greener than green, I'm saving the planet
just like my friends Daryl, Sean, Toby and Janet
no greenhouse gas, a tiny carbon footprint up your ass
I'm on a motherf*cking bike

Sharing my aggression is what I do
Every day I'm riding the 'Tour de f*ck You'
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
Running red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherf*cking track stand on my bike
I'm on a motherf*cking bike
I'm on a motherf*cking bike

Skinny-ass pants, the 'stache is fat
the canvas kicks, the ear-flap hat
Got no gears so you best not dis me
yeah bitch, it's a motherf*ckin fixie
Middle of the street is where you're gonna find me
a shitload of traffic backed up behind me
Critical Mass is a Facebook "like"
I'm on a motherf*cking bike
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 coming across this high is mad funny
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 this song is so catchy Smile
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 perfect !!!!!!!!
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 Best vid ever
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 Greatest song ever.
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 thats mean!
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 2018 lets go people.

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