Johnny flippin the bars and eatin tranny :P

 Johnny Thought It Looked Fun When He Saw Us All Ride,
With A Skip In His Step He Said "Il Giv'er A Try!"

Johnny Hopped On Shaun's Bike With A Smile & A Laugh,
Then Hiked Up The Hill And Spun The Cranks Back.

Johnny Looked At My Jump & Yelled "This'll Be A Blast!"
& To Our Relief He Was Goin Pretty Fast.

...BUT...

Johnny Hit The Ditch & Lost All His Speed,
Then Went Over The Jump And Crashed Through The Trees.

Johnny's Head Went forward & His Feet Went Back,
Then Johnny Hit The Ground & His Eyes Went Black.

Johnny Got Up & Took A Look Back,
To The Place Where The Tranny Shoulda Been Packed.

Johnny Got Up From The Ground Clearly OK,
But Learned A Valuable Lesson Bout Wearin Helmets That Day.

***Dont be a johnny! wear ur goddamn helmet kids!!!

 k wel lthe video only plays in stills which blows cuz the crash is hilarious so if u wanna see the actual crash go to the link:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LaEWh2N3COY

 poor poor johnny

 shit video