i had to trim the jungle down so the bandages wouldn't make me cry when changing them

 I know haha, just giving you BS. Heal up quick man!

 lol... my pedal clipped a log on the side of the trail last sunday and i went OTB... the bruise is literally the size of a dime on my leg where you see no bruising at near the top... i think i landed on a really small rock.
 
anyways, all the bruising is just blood that drained to the other areas, doesnt hurt at all...so its kinda funny cause it looks so f*cked up, but its just a tiny bruise in one spot. that tiny spot hurts like hell though haha!

 Holy shit man, I never would have thought that crash would look this gnarly afterwords.

 Haha come on bro, I wouldn't have stopped riding if it was a wuss fall! It felt like my shit was exploded though ahhahaha

 enchiladas did me dirty