Haha, I don't even want to count mine... The number would be rather large.
Biggest one I have would be where I got stitches in my shin(right on the bone), it's about 3"x1"... Sorta shaped like a squished j. I took a large chunk out on a wooden desk in grade 7.

I also got a nice one on the back of my head when I got tackled by a 6'7" rugby player into a concrete planter(keep in mind I'm 5'10"), needless to say I was bleeding rather heavily from that injury haha... The paramedics gave me some nice pure oxygen...

 haha wasn't so much squished as 'flew into' iuno superglue never seemed like a good idea for me... I just use medical tape, and if there's blood then some gauze. haha, gotta love free canadian healthcare.

 haha, you're almost exactly the same size as me. 150lbs after a bunch of time in the gym. Ah ok, that would suck. I'm not allergic to anything aside from some antibiotics they don't use anymore.

 Well I had to return to high school in order to graduate(family illness made it impossible to attend last year and actually grad), and they told me I had to take a PE 12 course to get enough credits. SO every weekday morning I get 1 hour and 15 min in a weight room. It's not that bad really, I get to crank my tunes and show off to all the kids haha.

 haha I have my parents to thank for getting me into all that stuff at an early age... I actually recently found out that they rode whistler! way back in the day before a-line, before groomed runs, before bikes were ever considered mountain ready... they rode it on some old kuwahara full rigids, v-brakes, road tires, the whole kit. It seems insanity runs in the family. awe man paintball, I was just getting into tactical when this garbage happened and I have to sell the gun. bah.

 haha I just got the tippmann 98 custom pro, car stock, carry handle, running off of air instead of CO2... not sure if you saw the pic in my buy/sell haha
It's semi auto, but if I were to get an e-trigger and upgraded hopper I could ramp it up to 18/second(or so I was told).
I've never even used it for anything more than shooting street signs haha, so it's gotta get sold.

yea haha, it's funny how my dad lectures me about doing dangerous stuff yet he did all the same things when he was my age.

 haha nice, I usually buy 500 rounds at a time and go through it in an hour XD

if you decide to get a tippmann, go for the a-5. it's a better, stronger, more powerful, more customizable gun. a bit more money but not much, just overall its better.
it's like hiking that extra hour to get to the trails that are just that much better. =P

 haha good man, biking is where it's at!

 I'm not much of a street fan myself... I usually end up seeking out the skinnies, drops, hucks, and gaps whenever I go ride street.

Go get no footers down, they are rather easy.
Took my a single afternoon to learn them!

Start off by riding slowly on flat ground, jump up and down with your legs not moving outwards. Helps you find where the pedals are and come back to them.
Then, jump up and spread em. Teaches the motion of actually doing the trick
Once you got that down, jump up and slam your butt into the saddle(keeps legs extended). It's EXTREMELY good to know that even if you screw up you can still land suicide and continue riding!
Once you got it down on flat, go find a jump and do it. =)

I'm currently on the flat ground part of learning supermans and no foot cans(might try to learn heelclickers as well). Needless to say they are a "bit" trickier.
I'm really looking forward to whistler next weekend and hitting up the foam pit at the airdome!

 haha yea, I don't have one either... should probably get on that.
Whistler is all of 3 hours away, I'm extremely pleased with living where I do. =D

shin/knee pads are a must!
preferably ones that cover the back of the leg

 nice, moab looks pretty cool. If you manage to come up to whistler lemme know! I'll take you on a tour of the northshore if you want haha.

 haha yea I hear you, I have to do some fender work on my 92 dakota. I'll probably just say screw it and replace the entire bedside with some decent ones I have sitting around.

but yea, I gotta go jump on my bike and take off to go shred the northsore. talk to you laters.

 haha, and the little tiny insignificant fact I may have been snowboarding for the past oh... 15 years or so. XD Oh and being a soccer keeper for 8ish years SURELY helped... not to mention wakeboarding, skimboarding, surfing, long distance running, etc etc etc Let's just say I'm a rather athletic person haha

 Haha I did the exact same thing on the same machine last week, think I did 10 reps 30 second break 10 reps. Then went for the total show off move with one leg, could only manage something like 5 reps of 480ish though. Although I gotta admit, it isn't exactly FAIR. I'm 1-2 years older than everyone in my class.

 the scar on my forehead is a 91 =)
and yes, I'm damn perdy.