bongboy
- Member since Mar 3, 2000
- Male / 37
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Wailua , Hawaii - 21 Followers
- 0 Trailforks Points
My favorite bike manufactures are trek and cannondale. I only ride road bikes cause road bikes are way cooler than mountain bikes and boosting jumps is for wussies.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m f*cking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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