bongboy

My favorite bike manufactures are trek and cannondale. I only ride road bikes cause road bikes are way cooler than mountain bikes and boosting jumps is for wussies.

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m f*cking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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bongboy davidarthur's article
Apr 17, 2018 at 6:59
Apr 17, 2018
2019 Specialized Stumpjumper - First Ride
@Waldon83: The fork might have an issue with the lower-leg bushings - Ohlin's had a tolerance issue with some of their forks and the bushings have to get replaced or reamed out. Affected forks feel very stiff and crappy until they get re-worked. After that they feel great!
bongboy RichardCunningham's photo
Aug 22, 2017 at 13:23
Aug 22, 2017
LAME!!!

bongboy joncracroft's article
Jun 22, 2016 at 6:42
Jun 22, 2016
Little Cottonwood Canyon in Utah - Video
Rode Little Cottonwood DH on Saturday, just a couple of days ago, and the entrance from the canyon rode had been blocked by tons of trees purposely cut to block the entrance. Walked over them and got to the concrete slab at the top of the trail and there was a ton more cut down trees to block access to the trail. Potential for this trail to get shut down seems likelier than many would think.
bongboy mikekazimer's article
Mar 4, 2016 at 19:56
Mar 4, 2016
Day One Randoms - Taipei Show 2016
People who want a meaty 27.5+ sized tire - Surly Dirt Wizard!
Added 16 photos to Trail-Riding
Jan 1, 2016 at 17:13
Jan 1, 2016
Added 4 photos to Bikes
Jan 1, 2016 at 16:56
Jan 1, 2016
bongboy ReyGaetan's article
May 30, 2015 at 11:46
May 30, 2015
Video: Hitting France and Switzerland RAW with Vinny T
Best pinkbike video I've seen in the last year.
bongboy natedh9's article
Sep 8, 2014 at 13:23
Sep 8, 2014
World Champs FINALS - 2014 - Hafjell Photo Epic- Day 5
Not that anyone besides me probably cares, but its a bit lame to see so many grammar/spelling errors (literally every other photo) on a journalistic site the caliber of pinkbike...
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