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Excuse my Shitty riding and Stuffy Nose...
Simi Valley Riding
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- Date Posted
- Dec 4, 2011 at 18:28Dec 4, 2011
- Category
- DH
- Location
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Long Beach, California, United States
81 Comments
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nomorepb
(Dec 4, 2011 at 19:44)
Amigo.that ride was awesome.the place is fantastic.u have to take there one day amigo.u missed some great jumps but who cares.very nice video.
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Mate that was a great ride.Never mind jumping if you dont feel it at the time.I used to jump everything I could until a very bad crash and i still get the heeby jeeby's and now only do the small ones.
For me its about having fun and riding the best you can and you were pretty fast on this trail...well done mate.
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Alonso: DO NOT listen to him.just jump high and if u kill yourself who cares.at you would die doing what u love.now Alonso DO NOT listen to me.because I'm drunk just drink a cup of cafe with cream.*jammy*.hhaa,hhaa.
U now I just kidding.SAMJAM is 100% right its all about having fun and enjoy the riding as much u can.Your run was great and thta is most important think.except all the Stuffy Nose that bother the audio hahaha.
add this Rider as a friend he is a cool mate.
U now I just kidding.SAMJAM is 100% right its all about having fun and enjoy the riding as much u can.Your run was great and thta is most important think.except all the Stuffy Nose that bother the audio hahaha.
add this Rider as a friend he is a cool mate.
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Brother you have changed to stillmrg???? No more ironhorse 777.
I think we are both right bro hahahaha.
Take good care of yourself amigo.
I think we are both right bro hahahaha.
Take good care of yourself amigo.
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This trail is looking sweet!
Too bad those jumps are too scary they look really fun but BIG!
I love stuffy noses as it gives you some extra sodium while on the ride!
The Kona is a pure bread Iron-horse operating the nasty lines!
RideOn!
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Hah stuffy noses as it gives you some extra sodium while on the ride.hahaaa that is so funny.haha.I have not been there.that trail looks great.u will love to ride that because u r an expert jumping.
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The jumping sounds very fun amigo!
Looks like lots of cool work has been done on this trial!
Great stuff!
Please take a trip here Amigo the trial is cool!
As for the sodium its great.
Just sniff hard and enjoy the soothing goodness or blow and admire , hahahhahahhahahh
RideOn!
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Yeah they made a great job there.pro rider use go overthere.
I would love to make trip to Japan.it a total different world there.the cultire.language.people.food. they don't even use chairs to rest thier butt.they sitdown on the floor to ear lunch.isn't that weird amigo.
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hahahaha you guys are funny! LMFAO on the Stuffy Sodium! HAHAHAHHA... Yes this trail is FUN... so far, one of my favorite! this is just my second time riding here. I'm still not too familiar with the trail... and the jumps? still working on growing my balls! lol
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Yeah alonso.jumping is not a joke.I have very bad crashes doing that.but no pain no gain.Nikoniko is a pro jumper on Japan.if I see some of his pics.u will be agreee with me
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I 2nd that....Niko could jump 30 buses on a uni-cycle....the boy has talent.Also watch out for stillmrg,he is like a dog on a bone when on the trail....He is the inventor of UFC-MTB hahaha.....he is loco....I am a tame old man who likes to use all the B lines coz i have no skill or balls but i have lots of sodium to get me to the end.
RIDE on
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Hey samjam I really are a tame old man haha. What a comment amigo haa.everybody know that Nikoniko is a Master rider.noone can beat him he jump everything + with his new bike.ufffffff. forget it.where he lives snow so he get more salty sodium that us. Haaaaaahaaaaa
BTW:What is UFC-MTB
BTW:What is UFC-MTB
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hahahhahahhahahhaha
You guys are awesome!
Truth be told Im a tame old dude too.
I love a relaxing ride and some mild jumps.
You guys are too nice to me man!
I just finished makings some awesome ginger-cinnimon cookies and am loving them with some coffee. YAAAAAA!
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Wow.four old tame rider from Japan.Autralia.Philipina and U.S talking about sodium cookies.jumps with sooth sniff.I start loving pink bike.
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Niko is now known as the Cookie Monster hahaha.Alonzo is correct.Ultimate fighter on the bike is my old mate stillmrg and he is a real fighter...just watch any of his Fontana races.If you beat him he gets so angry he makes a gun shape out of his hand and shoots down Stealth fighters.
Niko never sleeps ,he waits.
When Alonzo dives into the water he doesnt get wet,the water gets Alonzo'd.
When stillmrg does a push up he doesnt push himself up,he pushes the earth down......
So here i am in the Southern Hemisphere chatting to the 3 toughest men on mountain bikes.....I am so mortal.
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Our beloved power combined will prove anyone wrong.
4 might warriors with golden balls of steel ready to tackle any descent.
I actually do never sleep.
Im so pumped by a days events I anticipate earnestly lying in bed for sunrise where I get up empowered to push forward into the next day!
Im the cookie monster and with the sugar bloating power of each morsel I challenge us all to venture out to Alonzo's trails and have fun!
Stillmrg the earth pusher.
Alonzo the water Alonzoer.
Samjam the pajama man and I
the cookie monster.
A nice Sunday smash with Mr. Gumball!
We had a good morning fix and finishing the Cherry Bomb.
After lunch we took off for a Tagawa sprawl.
iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/33203409?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen>/iframe>RideOn!
Niko
4 might warriors with golden balls of steel ready to tackle any descent.
I actually do never sleep.
Im so pumped by a days events I anticipate earnestly lying in bed for sunrise where I get up empowered to push forward into the next day!
Im the cookie monster and with the sugar bloating power of each morsel I challenge us all to venture out to Alonzo's trails and have fun!
Stillmrg the earth pusher.
Alonzo the water Alonzoer.
Samjam the pajama man and I
the cookie monster.
A nice Sunday smash with Mr. Gumball!
We had a good morning fix and finishing the Cherry Bomb.
After lunch we took off for a Tagawa sprawl.
iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/33203409?title=0&byline=0&portrait=0" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen>/iframe>RideOn!
Niko
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After a bit of digging on the personallity of you three hero's i have found these very interesting words regarding each of you...
Niko once ate a whole cake before Hiro and Momo could tell him there was a stripper inside it.
stillmrg once won Wimbledon .....without a tennis racket.
Alonzo grinds coffee beans with his own teeth and boils the water with his rage.
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Personalities are defferens.
Jamsam can ride a kangoroo without a full face helmet.
Nikoniko can work in the circus as a clown because all his videos are funnies.
Alonso.defenilly can grinds coffee beans with his own teeth and boils the water with his rage.
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hhahahhahhahahahhahhaha
Im also able to blow my nose without a tissue.
My grandma taught me how when I was just a wee lad, hahahhahha
SamJam is so fast he is home without leaving his yard!
I have seen him rip his trials with silky smooth style and be home ready for a bell full of hops!
Ironhorse is so stiff the the ladies squeal on appearance!
His masterful strength is going to lengthen the Operator into a new slithery trial ripper!
Alonso please brew me a cup of joe Im pooped out!
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Do you know that i also heard this about you all.....
stillmrg once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun......and won!
superman has a set of Nikoniko pyjama's
Alonnzo sells his urine as a canned beverage.....it is now known as Red bull......
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samjam now that u mention that game. I had a friend in Chile that we used to go to karate together.he killed himself playing Russian roulette and the rest of the player went to jail.In Chile is prohibited that kind of games.I would play that with water gun.hehe
u live in Australia.Have u tried this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_FVD0BR2Mc&feature=related
u live in Australia.Have u tried this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_FVD0BR2Mc&feature=related
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Hey.....did you know?????
When stillmrg surfs the net for porn they pay him!!!!!
When nikoniko exercises the machine he uses gets stronger.
Alonzo can slam a revolving door.
all true facts right there
When stillmrg surfs the net for porn they pay him!!!!!
When nikoniko exercises the machine he uses gets stronger.
Alonzo can slam a revolving door.
all true facts right there
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Iron that was a hilarious video!
I think SamJam is too nice to do some boxing!
I once got into a fight with a cat when it suddenly attacked me.
The next day I had scrapes and slashes all over me.
At the time I was working at El Polo Loco and all the chicken cooks started calling me
El Chupacabra!
From that day on I wan known as the El Chupacabra and everyone was scared of me.
In reality Im not the true El Chupacabra but you just never know!
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Sam is too coward to figth with kangoroo.the kangoroo will eat him alive.I would figth the kangoroo woth my DH armor and helmet on.jeje.
About the chupacabras I think u know the meaning. Chupa is suck,cabra is goat.is a legent of south America.many goats, and chikens desapeared and others found death on the field with thiers necks full of blood.there it come the name El chupacabras.and they never found it.
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Yes i am too much of a coward to fight a Roo but i promise that roo would kick everyones arse.
However......
Jesus once walked on water,Niko rode his Cherry bomb across the Pacific.
stillmrg once won a game of connect four.....in 3 moves
Alonzo never retreats,he just attacks in the opposite direction.
you men are all tougher than me hahaha
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Yeah he really know how to create silly riddles.
Wonder why Alonzo don't respond our comment.maybe he is upset because so many comment in his page that he is thinking that we are using his computer's megabytes.hahaha.take it easy Alonso u can pay for more megabytes in case of.
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Yes, please take it easy the megabytes are still going to be there for better use!
I hope he is not mad because our story has just begun.
The world loves people with positive comments about great rides!
I know do!
RideOn Amigos!
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Ohhhh yeah ours histories has just begun.for example.I love mash potatos with chicken with lots of garlet and olive juice mix it with onion.mmmmmmm jammy.and before start my ride I put 4 eggs into a glass,little bit of salt,oil.stear all together and enjoy amigo.love that it gave me lot f energy.
What is ur recipe Niko and Sam!!
And what about u Alonso
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Coffee and toast before a ride......peanut butter and jam.I also have 2 head ache tablets just incase hahahaha......no special food for me bro's just ride on love of my bike ......
Did you know......
stillmrg once beat a wall at Tennis......
Once a Cobra bit nikoniko on the leg.After 5 days of excruciating pain the Cobra finally died.
Giraffs were created by Alonzo upper cutting a horse.....
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Me too Coffee and toast!
But I love garlic pasta pesto pizza and all kinds of good food.
Peanut-butter is a must for a nice sandwich!
Eggs in a glass that sounds yummy Amigo!
I think for me its water, lots of water!
Sammy how do you think of these puns I love it!
ahhahahhahhahhahhahahha
RideOn!
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Whats all the craziness going on in here??? LOL sorry guys! I've been busy at work and night rides!
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niko hahaha they are old Chuck Norris lines.....the toughest man ever!!!!!!!
I love coffee too much and drink it very strong without sweetener or milk....like Chuck does hahaha.
could not believe what i heard today....
When stillmrg rides his Kona,the Kona does not move....the planet Earth does like a treadmill.
Along time ago,niko was so hungry he ate all the Dinosaurs....
Some people get lucky by killing 2 birds with one stone.Alonzo once killed 4 birds with half a stone.Whats that???? you say there is no such thing as half a stone? 4 dead birds didnt think so either.......
I love coffee too much and drink it very strong without sweetener or milk....like Chuck does hahaha.
could not believe what i heard today....
When stillmrg rides his Kona,the Kona does not move....the planet Earth does like a treadmill.
Along time ago,niko was so hungry he ate all the Dinosaurs....
Some people get lucky by killing 2 birds with one stone.Alonzo once killed 4 birds with half a stone.Whats that???? you say there is no such thing as half a stone? 4 dead birds didnt think so either.......
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Hey Sam.where did u get all that imagination to creat all that. How niko eat all dinostoneus and Alonso could kill 4. birds with a half stone.I think ur reading adult magazine.haha
Did u get ur 29er
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No bro...I star in adult magazine hahahaha.
I just have strange imagination.
news just in.....
stillmrg has held world champ boxing belts in every weight division.....at once.
nikoniko was banned from competitive bull riding because he rode his bull from his house to Tokyo to pick up his dry cleaning.
as a child Alonzo was given a plastic bucket and spade for his 4th birthday......the result in the Grand Canyon.
no 29er......too wet to ride but demo bike will be in my shed next week
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No mate i didnt get the 29er.Too wet and the owner wouldnt let me ride in the mud hahaha..
I am still keen to try though for sure as i think that will be my future as i get older.
WOW.......news just in.....
stillmrg once rode a 9 feet tall Grizzly Bear through a car wash,instead of taking a shower.
there is no CTRL button on nikoniko's computer....he is always in control.
Alonzo sleeps with the light on....not because he is scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of Alonzo.
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That was funny amigo Alonzo sleeps with the light on....not because he is scared of the dark but because the dark is scared of Alonzo.
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yes i love that one too bro.
I also over heard a group of sexy women talking to day about you guys....this is what was said.
stillmrg built Rome in a day.
There is no such thing as global warming.nikoniko was cold so he turned the Sun up !
Alonzo doesnt lick his plate after a meal,he eats it!!!!
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wow is that true amigo Alonzo, that you do not lick the plate after a meal,you eat the plate with the fork,spoon and the knife.
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wow 60 comment in this video. this rider must be a Pro.come on Alonzo we want to watch more action video of you.
If u read this comment.ha
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You are all pro's....
stillmrg can bench press a fridge in his sleep...if he wants too.
nikoniko once won the Tour De France....on a unicycle
Alonzo won who wants to be a millionaire....without answering a question
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i gonna quit Dh riding becausenone of mine pics is a POY. poor me.hahaha
BTW I did not like that pic anyway.
www.pinkbike.com/news/Pinkbike-Photo-of-the-Year-And-the-Winner-is.html
BTW I did not like that pic anyway.
www.pinkbike.com/news/Pinkbike-Photo-of-the-Year-And-the-Winner-is.html
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RideOn!
You guys are out of control!
Sam is the man with the cool poems.
Stillmrg is a true DH rider with wings of beauty.
Alonzo is a plate hungry fellow with a great video!
Im hungry and need to get to work, hahahahhaha
RideOn!
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Out of control is our nikename.while Alonzo don't ban or delete from this video.come on alonzo be part of this wildness.
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lol sorry guys! been busy with work lately... will be back on track next week since I have 2weeks off... I will be riding the entire time... Road/AM/DH!!!! I can't wait!
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good luck Alonzo..have lots of fun riding.....
stillmrg is the current holder of every boxing world tittle.
nikoniko once lapped the field in the 400m freestyle olyimpic final...with his arms tied to his back.
Alonzo once threw a hula hoop over the Empire state building
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I alos have the 24th off.
We should all meet at my place for a morning coffee and then a nice DH session in the snow!
Lets go!
RideOn!
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ok amigos let meet here in California at Alonzo house he gonna do a barbecue for free and open bar.let me know.
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ok sounds better.Can i bring some Nudie girls or will we just ask Alonzo if he can spare 20 of his Girl friends ?
Or better still why dont you all come here?
stillmrg and Alonzo can pick Niko up on the way down.Dont bring heavy riding clothes boys.Its summer here so shorts and t-shirts are all you need.Oh,stillmrg can you pick up some Taco bell?
Or better still why dont you all come here?
stillmrg and Alonzo can pick Niko up on the way down.Dont bring heavy riding clothes boys.Its summer here so shorts and t-shirts are all you need.Oh,stillmrg can you pick up some Taco bell?
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Alonzo is known for the girls but I dont know if we can live up to his reputation.
hhahahahahhahahahha
Yes, Stillmrg please get some toco-bell!
and then pick me up.
Im ready for some summer rays, ahhahahhah
RideOn!
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Hey if you can stay til the 2nd on Jan we can team up for the Rocky Enduro 4 stage event...I will do the 1st up hill stage,niko can do the 2nd stage which is all flat and full of freeride stuff.Alonzo can do the 5km of alpine like switch backs and stillmrg can bring us home on the DH section.Its only 6km of Gnar drops and big time berms etc......you in?
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Mary Christmas to all and Feliz year nuevo.
This is my email for facebook if u want to add me.
[email protected]
This is my email for facebook if u want to add me.
[email protected]
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Me too!
PB is the name of the game for use bikers.
Facebook is a confusing mess that I use for work and other bits but I guess Im not normal enough to get on there to chat.
One day brother when the cats come flying home brewing up some tasty brew.
I once was told by another fellow to always follow your intuition and for its PB, hahahhahahha
RideOn!
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Well i dont like much FaceBook,I prefer 10000% pinkbike.and that email is fake by the way.haha
the only bad thing of Pink bike is.cant watch video on my phone.hate that.other than that. love it.
the only bad thing of Pink bike is.cant watch video on my phone.hate that.other than that. love it.
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Why cant you watch videos on your phone?
That sounds silly mate!
I think people should be have the freedom to enjoy our videos any which way.
Whats the name of you phone.
I usually use my computer to watch videos and have fun because my phone is nothing special.
Just an old timers fun in the sun cell phone.
If we had the time to go to a movie together would could share the fun of the big theater together.
Here in Japan the nearest theater is a good hour away and in 10 years I have only been 4 times.
Coming from southern California and going to a flick a week my computer is not my after work companion. I believe you boys are the true spirit of how PB can become a better place!
hhahhahahahha
RideOn!
That sounds silly mate!
I think people should be have the freedom to enjoy our videos any which way.
Whats the name of you phone.
I usually use my computer to watch videos and have fun because my phone is nothing special.
Just an old timers fun in the sun cell phone.
If we had the time to go to a movie together would could share the fun of the big theater together.
Here in Japan the nearest theater is a good hour away and in 10 years I have only been 4 times.
Coming from southern California and going to a flick a week my computer is not my after work companion. I believe you boys are the true spirit of how PB can become a better place!
hhahhahahahha
RideOn!
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we saw u guys that day!!!!
we were the group of kids riding on skidmarks and sam hill trail.
You can call them that. skidmarks is not a secret anymore at all.